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sturdy birdy

[💫JC💫 @chemsnail]

A lot of people don’t know that you never used to need a license to be horny on main. Regulatory frameworks were only introduced in 2003 after the release of Limp Bizkit’s “Eat You Alive”, and it became apparent that public horniness could only be entrusted to a responsible few.

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Ok fine opening this up to the straight men as well

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Gyals gays and theys, got a spare ticket for the evening @jamielenman show on 25th November going, hmu if you’d like it xxx

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@Diazzzz I don’t know what it is but it’s definitely something

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Gyals gays and theys, got a spare ticket for the evening @jamielenman show on 25th November going, hmu if you’d like it xxx

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Can confirm

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GOD I LOVE A SEQUEL

[Mark Bankston @BankstonAtLaw]

In 2018, I filed the first defamation lawsuits against Alex Jones, ultimately discrediting him in court. Today, I am proud to announce I have filed suit against yet another notorious disseminator of false information: The owner of this platform, Elon Musk.

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……..does it???

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@ThatChris1209 😘

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Imagine I’ve been doing it for free for all these years 😭

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@HollyBaleen 😡😡😡

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God help me and my stupid fucking rotten brain that I’m watching Alien at my mum’s and reflexively said “I should call her” during this scene and now I have to explain why

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Sorry to the many people who I had a lovely conversation with this weekend only to disappear once their back was turned for a second, it’s been a bad weekend for me to try and be a person

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Reckon “leaving the conference before the talk that was the whole reason I booked, because altho I was worried I’d feel awkward being there by myself, it turns out everyone is too friendly and I’m finding it challenging to be constantly perceived” gotta be my most tragic bail

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Can’t believe I went for a drink with a pal that segued into ….kinda date vibes?? outta nowhere?? and I also can’t believe how much of that time I spent talking about how readily I’d bang Tim Curry

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Alright posting this again in case we all suddenly get paywalled! *whispers* I give in, if anyone has a bsky invite going spare I’d be v keen

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I’m not learning how to use mastodon or TikTok at my big age but my insta is @ void_scout and my bereal is @ perfectsoundwhatever I have no idea why everyone is doing this today but you’ve all freaked my nut so just in case, it’s been real, be good ❤️

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Lenman pals, have had to chuck my ticket for the November early show back into the Dice waiting list because I’m too broke to spend 85 quid on trains for a gig (broken country), if anyone happens to be looking for one 🫠

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@Josh_More ??

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Bilal Baig is a perfect luminescent angel on this earth but oh my god this sweater is stressing me out

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Dani getting her michaels mixed up is unfortunately the best part of the film so far lmao this is fucking AWFUL

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We’re watching the Rob Zombie Halloween and Dani has informed me that it “delves more into Michael Mcintyre’s childhood trauma” which….is certainly a new take on the franchise

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Gonna say it every year but slimming world should not be walking pride parade! They are fundamentally opposed concepts!