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Full-grown stem cell

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@DFPsheikh Love the videos! Idea for you: 6 stack in crucible, all running Revelry class ability buff and Khepri's Horn. Seems up your alley!

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I think I might be growing up a bit. I just vacuumed my Xbox.

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@SamsungSupport Hello, I'm trying to use the SSD XRA page, and it seems to be broken. It won't submit the form http://t.co/H42USgzb4p Help!

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Why are crickets so interested in humanity's most boring events?

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I'm drinking my lunch. That's never indicative of a good day.

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I love Dropbox because I can never find my flash drives when i need them. http://t.co/ezM95jO4S5

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@SteamCalculator steamcalc: Tattertech

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Taxes are the recurring "finals" of adulthood. I cram every year to learn the rules, and promptly forget them after submitting my taxes.

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South Beach...sandwicherie in Bmore http://t.co/Fc8QEESw

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RT @BradAT: According to #SAI, FB tried to buy the #Aol patents before MS swooped in with $1.1b, and now MS is trying to sell said patents.

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Gun club in the morning, golf club in the afternoon. One more club tonight to become a real man. Maybe gardening club?

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I've been known to dabble in Bruxism on certain late nights.

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My favorite president was Benjamin Franklin, because he stressed the importance of a good education.

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@melcsims Don't talk about Tatter's Tech like that.

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@joelmoney It all depends on how much your snowman is willing to pay. Also, the preferred term is "Arctic Escort."

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I am the most attractive man in this fabric store. (Win by default)

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I am astonished that more people don't try to sell hotcakes.

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I was about to ask why yogurt doesn't come in man-sized containers, but then I decided I didn't need to lose another man card today.

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What the heck?! Did they change the layout of my Friendster again?!

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@mcnittany just invited me to my own house.