Audrey Cheng

wife, mother, friend, optimist

[Whitney Mrozinski @wmwwheels]

Development doesn’t rest! 🙌🏻 These DMV LEADers brought a desire to grow & be vulnerable. Days like today fill the cup. Thank you candidates & ambassadors for your incredible participation! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #WorkSomewhereYou❤️🎯 #SurroundYourselfWithGreatPeople Thx special guest @JusMaur13!

[Target News @TargetNews]

Good & Gather’s about to get bigger—and *even more* delicious. Here’s a peek at all the tasty goodness coming this fall: https://t.co/nQ8MsnRwSL.

[People @people]

PEOPLE’s 50 Companies That Care: Employers Who Have Gone Above & Beyond During the Pandemic​ https://t.co/TXX5wBSleR

[Audrey Cheng @chenga423]

Dierks play #iholdon

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

4-year-old: When does it stop being hard?

Me: What?

4: Everything.

Me: *holds her tight* You don’t want to know.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

My kids are always in one of three places:

1) in the way

2) in trouble

3) in the middle of a temper tantrum

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

6-year-old: *fast forwards all the way through a movie*

Me: You can’t just skip to the happy ending.

6: I don't have time for problems.

[Audrey Cheng @chenga423]

on the phone with my five old:
P: momma
Me: yes?
P: *singing* ooooooohhh didn't mean to make you cry...
how you know your parenting right!

[Ink Master @inkmaster]

Here is @RyanAshleyM’s 24 hour chest piece. Do you think she deserves to be the next #InkMaster? #InkLive

[Ink Master @inkmaster]

Here is @RyanAshleyM’s 7 hour live tattoo. Tweet #InkRyan to vote her into the final 2! #InkLive

[Ryan Ashley @RyanAshleyM]

My amazing supporters, NOW IS THE TIME I NEED YOU MOST! Tweet #InkRyan to vote me in the final 2 RIGHT NOW, only a few minutes left. RETWEET

[Audrey Cheng @chenga423]

#inkryan

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

I don't care if my couch matches the walls or curtains.

My furniture color choices are all based on what I think my kids will spill on it.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

4-year-old: When will I be too old for naps?

Me: When you actually want to take them.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Ever get the feeling that every single decision you made today was the wrong one?

Yeah.

That's called parenting.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

4-year-old: My friend has shoes that light up.

Me: Do you want some?

4: No. They let monsters find you in the dark.

[Audrey Cheng @chenga423]

Thank you to all the volunteers who came out for the National Night Out Kick Off this morning! @ddtorrez @brigham_amy @DaveCrowtherAP

[Audrey Cheng @chenga423]

Thank you for 30 years of amazing service @BrinkleyAngela!! @RoxxieBr @theWixson

[Audrey Cheng @chenga423]

T95 Protecting merchandise .. fragrance lockups! @ddtorrez @RoxxieBr @DaveCrowtherAP

[Audrey Cheng @chenga423]

My big girl... https://t.co/VmcPtAuIIn