secret asian man

fully stacked dev | #clojure fanboy | #java drone for day job | opinions are my own | could handle the truth if knew what it was

[secret asian man @chenj7]

I am for some reason drawn to the idea that consciousness is an illusion similar to a flock of starlings, a meta level of neuronal emergence combined with the biological imperative, just like everything else is a meta level of everything else.

[secret asian man @chenj7]

@garrytan God works in mysterious ways. Like this tech.

[secret asian man @chenj7]

A busy UI is the designer telling you “I don’t know how/when to surface the relevant information for your context so I’m going to throw everything at you”

[secret asian man @chenj7]

@NaomiBashkansky Conduit after reading my mind non invasively

[secret asian man @chenj7]

@Halalcoholism Asian guys the first human species to go extinct

[Jeff Dean @JeffDean]

Announcing Discovery Loop!

I am very excited to announce that, along with my longtime friends and collaborators @Sanjay_Ghemawat, @OriolVinyalsML and @quocleix, we are founding Discovery Loop (@DiscoLoopAI), a Public Benefit Corporation whose mission is to automate machine learning, science, and engineering to accelerate discoveries and progress. The four of us have worked together for 14 to 30 years, and have helped build some of the world’s most used products, infrastructure and AI models, and we’re excited to turn our attention to this ambitious endeavor.

♾

Learn more at: https://t.co/Rv3LMdLluK

[secret asian man @chenj7]

@DemonFramed Don’t tell me, this is a shill for your new SaaS product

[secret asian man @chenj7]

@joshm Quick, someone hire Sydney Sweeney to shill Hermes Agent

[Niki @nikitonsky]

I’m looking for my next role.

I’m a software engineer and product designer with deep experience in databases, sync engines, frontend systems, performance, and UI/UX.

Open to full-time or contract work, remotely or in Berlin.

Details in reply ↓

RT for reach 🙏

[secret asian man @chenj7]

@ln_dev7 Almost makes me want to go back to waterfall

[secret asian man @chenj7]

@Spooklander Why did this show up on my feed?

[secret asian man @chenj7]

@SVG__Collection @stoic008 My iceberg comes in two pieces

[secret asian man @chenj7]

@zoink Us trying to explain our consciousness is like fish trying to explain water or trying to explain the 5th dimension. It’s readily apparent from outside observation, but we’re so immersed in the experience, it’s impossible to explain it.

[secret asian man @chenj7]

@andrewmccalip 😂

[secret asian man @chenj7]

If the national debt is $38 trillion, I’m afraid to learn what’s the national tech debt

[secret asian man @chenj7]

@elonmusk How’s this as a summary of your product strategy?

[secret asian man @chenj7]

Define
Delete
Decomplect
Decalcify
Delegate

[secret asian man @chenj7]

What are YOU doing today to support the effort of expanding human consciousness?

[secret asian man @chenj7]

Shower thought:

Proclivity toward dogma stems from our natural aversion toward reinventing conceptual wheels.

Call it lazy if you want, but I get why developers are so prone to it, since we all love a good abstraction that lets us focus on what matters.

[secret asian man @chenj7]

Dems used to be wise

[secret asian man @chenj7]

Part of the problem is there are people in Washington, D.C. in positions of power to whom the border is just a nuisance, and I think some of them believe that illegal immigration is a moral good. It is not. It undermines legal immigration. - JFK

[secret asian man @chenj7]

Call me a romantic, but life boils down to a game of maximizing net present perceived value.

[secret asian man @chenj7]

愛: love in traditional Chinese
爱: love in simplified Chinese
心: heart

Communists took the heart out of love