polly out of pocket

anti-simperialist || upenn

[polly out of pocket @chenxpenn]

the ivy league is a fever dream

[tyler the carrot @needsomeindomie]

‘name 3 knicks players’ jalen brunson, zohran mamdani and spider-man

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

I think Dr Pepper is a Gynecologist

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[LJ 🦧 @crotchner2]

sports bra so tight it feels like I’m microdosing being nonbinary

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Data center Uhh no thanks I’d rather date a woman!

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I love when you look at your cat and can tell they just woke up because they have bedhead, but the bedhead is their whole body.

[johnny @JohnnyGiunta_]

Pitchers errors not counting towards their ERAs is so sick. If I was a pitcher any close play I’d throw the ball into the stands

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable

[Steph ❤️‍🔥 @RhysPiecesss]

As a certified fangirl and directioner who also lives in southeast PA, we do not talk enough about Zayn living amongst us

[James @exhaustdata]

Just once I think that a stand up comedian should be like “okay this next one’s a cover” and then do someone else’s bit word for word

[c @c110101101]

They put Kill Yo Self in the pollen this year

[eve @csiirac]

ancient pitbull: its mr pangea

[claire @claireyael]

Yes, I’m a woman with a Madonna-Whore Complex.
I love Madonna. I love Whores. I’m Complex.

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

they should make a reverse moneyball movie about whoever's responsible for the mets situation right now

[kenny 🌿 @frogkenny]

"kill them with kindness"

WRONG! GRACKLES 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛

[epic cat looking galaxy glasses @FaggotLabubu]

I took her to my birdhouse and I beaked it

[lexi ⋆˚꩜｡ @sapphicscreams]

Why is it called a soft pretzel when I am literally hard the entire time

[maeve 🧁 @oppositembf]

ass ass boobs boobs house tour

[america's local band cheekface @cheekfaceREAL]

twalve

[wii sports enthusiast @skrongdriver]

Now coming up to bat for israel: john fetterman