Theo Chupp

[Theo Chupp @cheo_thupp]

@oguzerkan Here is the analysis!

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[Theo Chupp @cheo_thupp]

I spend so much time looking at Helm charts it’s starting to feel like naval gazing

[Theo Chupp @cheo_thupp]

@SlackHQ I’m about to consistently crash Slack on iOS by doing this

[Theo Chupp @cheo_thupp]

Whenever I’m choosing a sandwich, I always do a bread-first search

[Theo Chupp @cheo_thupp]

Does this happen to anyone else? Whenever I read something that says “House Democrat” or “House Republican” I replace it with “House Salad” in my head

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Rock Music is the Devil's language. If you play a Rock record backward it comes out as XML

[Theo Chupp @cheo_thupp]

@Alex_MacKenzi3 This

[Theo Chupp @cheo_thupp]

My New Years resolution is 1440p and comes with 3d glasses

[Theo Chupp @cheo_thupp]

It grows exponentially and the constant is 3200 meters.

[Theo Chupp @cheo_thupp]

"Play Shark, Paper, Scissors, for it!"
"The hell is that?"
"Shark beats paper and scissors..." -- Caleb

[Theo Chupp @cheo_thupp]

"Hold your horses Charlie Brown!" -- Caleb

[Theo Chupp @cheo_thupp]

"spectating ions sit and listen to the world around them, and get drunk and start fights" --Caleb

[Theo Chupp @cheo_thupp]

"We have to TALK about this, we can't just let this go!" -- Caleb

[Theo Chupp @cheo_thupp]

"Caleb what are you drinking?"
"Water, I'm just making weird faces so you'd think I was drinking alcohol"

[Theo Chupp @cheo_thupp]

"DUDE"
"What's up Caleb"
"LOOK AT THIS BOX!" -- Caleb

[Theo Chupp @cheo_thupp]

"I'll finish it later when I'm not paying attention." -- Caleb

[Theo Chupp @cheo_thupp]

"Sneasing is contagious" -- Caleb

[Theo Chupp @cheo_thupp]

"I watch a lot of politics."
"Why..."
"I dunno..I can't figure out how to change the channel on my new TV"

[Theo Chupp @cheo_thupp]

"I used to have two boomerangs. I lost one in the woods.."
"What happened to the second one?"
"Oh. Um. I lost that one in the woods too.."