commonsenseisnotacrime

[commonsenseisnotacrime @chepner]

@ScottJenningsKY @ScottJenningsKY because we don’t have enough fraud riddled social programs here in MN, checkout the new Paid Family and Medical Leave Act rolling out Jan 1. Multiple fraud prone loopholes identified and still nothing changes.

[commonsenseisnotacrime @chepner]

If, while pouring your first glass of wine of the evening, you don’t set your coffee maker to brew in the morning so you can sleep until the last possible moment do you really even #workfromhome ?

[commonsenseisnotacrime @chepner]

Either he heard the word neuter or he’s just broken. #whosleepslikethis #mydogisbroken #whatevenisthat #tiredpuppies

[commonsenseisnotacrime @chepner]

I sits where I fits #cuddlepuppy #personalspace #isleepwhereeisleep #jackrussellsdowhatwedo

[commonsenseisnotacrime @chepner]

@alihepnerx @CaucasianJames You didn’t tell me he was famous. Changes everything.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Emergency Press Conference - When Did Flattening The Curve Turn Into Finding The Cure

[commonsenseisnotacrime @chepner]

@erhepner I saw this yesterday too. Hilarious!

[commonsenseisnotacrime @chepner]

The baked beans section at the grocery store. Y’all realize there’s a toilet paper shortage right?

[NSIC @NorthernSunConf]

Congrats to the Concordia-St. Paul Golden Bears on winning their first #NSICSoc Regular Season Championship.
#YourTimeToShine
12-1-2 NSIC Record
@CSPBearsSOC @CSPBears

[Concordia St. Paul @CSPBears]

🚨ATTENTION GOLDEN BEAR FANS🚨 Come on out to Sea Foam Stadium and support the #15 @CSPBearsSOC and their seniors for senior night! The Golden Bears will take on Wayne State College for their last regal season home game of the season! #BeGolden ⚽️🐻

[bob don ron @popsto3girls]

@CSPBearsSOC 😎

[Concordia St. Paul @CSPBears]

HIGHLIGHT: Here is Hepner's game-winning goal to give @CSPBearsSOC a massive 1-0 win over BSU! Way to #BeGolden!

#WeAreCSP #NSICSOC

[Concordia St. Paul @CSPBears]

Friday is Pink Day as @CSPBearsSOC supports Breast Cancer Awareness Month in their matchup against Bemidji Sate at Sea Foam Stadium tomorrow night at 7 pm! Come on out and wear pink to show your support! #BeGolden #WeAreCSP

[CSP Soccer @CSPBearsSOC]

LETS GOOOOOO!!! Nationally ranked!!! #gobears

[commonsenseisnotacrime @chepner]

@alihepnerx @lakerspirit That’s creepy. You look exactly like Dad!

[commonsenseisnotacrime @chepner]

@alihepnerx Exactly what they said.

[commonsenseisnotacrime @chepner]

Anyone else feel like #TopGunMaverick just took scenes from the original and added the old age #FaceApp??

[commonsenseisnotacrime @chepner]

@alihepnerx I can confirm this is true

[Alexahepner @AlexaJ101]

Hey Twitter Friends, if you could help me with a project I am working on I would really appreciate it. If you are a current student athlete, please take this anonymous survey, and send it to any and all of your fellow student athlete friends:

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Thank you!