Cher Atkins

[Cher Atkins @cher_alyn]

@iwicby @UmActuallyShow @smosh Um actually, you mean Ify?

[Cher Atkins @cher_alyn]

@daveanthony I was prepared for this to be about something awful. Pleasantly surprised. And the song fucking slaps too

[Cher Atkins @cher_alyn]

@UmActuallyShow @dropout @GrantOB @korndiddy Technically it travels through

Time
And
Relative
Dimension
In
Space

[Cher Atkins @cher_alyn]

@thedollop So you’re against equal pay?

[Cher Atkins @cher_alyn]

@RaelynnWells @hankgreen @JellyKind I feel like that has to be classified as “cookieS,” it’s a 16oz jar

[Cher Atkins @cher_alyn]

@reynoldsgareth Where do walking and driving sober fall on the safety spectrum? I feel like there are better choices

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[Cher Atkins @cher_alyn]

@maureenjohnson @YALLFest I would have refused so that the puppy had to sit with me instead

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@reynoldsgareth He looked disappointed when you took the mask off. Was clearly thinking “You’ve never looked better”

[Cher Atkins @cher_alyn]

@daveanthony I don’t know Dave, I’m pretty sure terrorism IS over. Didn’t you see the “mission accomplished” banner?

[Cher Atkins @cher_alyn]

@MeepTheTendie @hankgreen It’s written on the mug

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@dieworkwear I’m 32 and I have worn dinosaur shoes to work. They don’t light up, but that wouldn’t be a dealbreaker. All 4 year olds are tacky, just embrace it

[Cher Atkins @cher_alyn]

@poolkidsband Get the pick hole punch thing and then you only need to find a reliable source of thin plastic items

[Cher Atkins @cher_alyn]

@mystrength41 @IWriteAllDay_ She was taken to a hospital. In this context “returned home safely” means alive, it doesn’t necessarily mean uninjured. And I’ve been able to see foxes, rabbits, and other small animals running beside highways at night. A toddler likely wouldn’t be less visible than any of those

[Cher Atkins @cher_alyn]

@brattyboochie @immy_terial Ok, I was between “as a passenger” and “in the passenger’s seat” and managed to fuck it up completely, but whatever

[Cher Atkins @cher_alyn]

@brattyboochie @immy_terial If this person is going to take the test then they don’t have a full driver’s license they just have a learner’s permit, so driving without a fully licensed driver as a passenger seat is illegal. If they show up alone they’ll likely auto fail and get charged (lose their permit)

[Cher Atkins @cher_alyn]

@daveanthony Is your wife okay with you surfing? That means going to beaches where there could be women. I bet a lot of them are in bathing suits too, the homewreckers

[Cher Atkins @cher_alyn]

@CarmineFields5 @reynoldsgareth She’s a surf instructor. That’s literally her job. Which he knew when they started dating. And he thinks an appropriate “boundary” is that she’s not allowed to surf with men? Don’t you think she might have a harder time “escaping” after giving up her income due to his rules?

[Cher Atkins @cher_alyn]

@flintcraw @daveanthony In the US and Canada providing free drinking water is a requirement of obtaining a liquor license. So anywhere that serves alcohol must provide tap water for free. Some places will charge you for the cup though 🙄 (especially if you ask for a certain size)

[Cher Atkins @cher_alyn]

@daveanthony No no Dave, they didn’t “charge” you for tap water. It’s clearly listed as a “donation”