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[sporadically afk @Cherisaah]

i'm done, i need an emergency therapy appointment, but i did it

[sporadically afk @Cherisaah]

status: temporarily abandoning my thesis writing to binge the last season of the bear in one go

[sporadically afk @Cherisaah]

@aozorawaltz that shit's called pathetic gay yearningTM

[sporadically afk @Cherisaah]

hate to break it to you but jude is doing the bouncing on that blonde viking star player

[crusH 🍍 @urfavcrushh]

never experienced jealousy but whoever gets to bounce on it… fuck you!

[sporadically afk @Cherisaah]

status: temporarily abandoning my thesis writing to binge the last season of the bear in one go

[sporadically afk @Cherisaah]

two years later and i have finally graduated from white boy crush to white man crush (shawn hatosy)

[sporadically afk @Cherisaah]

white boy crush of the month is oliver stark aka evan buckley from 911

[sporadically afk @Cherisaah]

oh mmmmothaafuckaAAAAA i said i'd never thirst over a football player ever again but this hoe is testing me

[Olise @OliseHQ]

Bonjour! 👋🇫🇷

[harijuana lecter @hagravated]

sentences you can only read on ao3

[sporadically afk @Cherisaah]

@exploremarz the beans...the beaaaans.../

[sporadically afk @Cherisaah]

currently researching ancient history (finding out if there's a curio/marc anthony tag on ao3)

[sporadically afk @Cherisaah]

@minnownox dont cancel me but he has those eastern european gay for pay bottom eyes

[sporadically afk @Cherisaah]

@wimcrz müller and neuer overcoming biology together to birth the first mpreg football lovechild is so on brand

[ع @pyari_eyesha]

Talking to parents about mental health is like discussing Feminism with Taliban

[sporadically afk @Cherisaah]

@taubentussi ich musste vor ein paar tagen unironically das wort jourfix benutzen und wollte mich danach eigentlich gerne von der nächsten brücke werfen vor cringe

[sporadically afk @Cherisaah]

entweder werd ich als mutter so wie doris schneider (minus den casual racism) oder ich werd garnicht mutter

[sporadically afk @Cherisaah]

@rememberyou_mp3 todes geil aber let me put you on the real shit: die veganen lidl nuggets aus der tk

[chaiberry || The Crashberry Guy @whuppychai]

i think a cigarette with gerran howell would fix me

[sporadically afk @Cherisaah]

@yconlia @H3NN0de @Solfisk genuinely never heard that one but tbf thats just another argument for how well sociolects can isolate themselves in peer groups

[sporadically afk @Cherisaah]

@alwayshatosy to be fair, that asparagus looks ass

[Kölns frechster Veganer @mamersstolz]

Dass ich immer noch auf Männer stehe, ist der lebende Beweis dafür, dass man sich seine Sexualität nicht aussucht