Matthew Cherney

[Barstool U @BarstoolU]

Prof said “again” like Kool-Aid Man disrupting her class was a frequent occurrence https://t.co/NFWng7ePDe

[vitaminwater® @vitaminwater]

don't have a bookmark? try using vitaminwater instead.

[SpongeBob Facts! @spongbob_facts]

@grasssmuncher SPONGEBOB FACT: SpongeBob eats meat in the form of delicious Krabby Patties, and he is proud to say he has never compared genocide to buying and eating meat. What the fuck

[Oscar Mayer @oscarmayer]

For curious taste buds, here are the delicious ingredients for Oscar Mayer's Ice Dog Sandwich–the hottest 🍦 this summer:
✅Candied Hot Dog Bits
✅Hot Dog Sweet Cream
✅Spicy Dijon Gelato
✅Cookie Bun

(Yes, this is real! Want to try it? DM us to find out how) #OscarMayerIceCream

[Kelly @liightyume]

#AvengersEngame has passed #Avatar to become the highest grossing film of all time at the worldwide box office
Well deserved, congratulations !

[Spider-Man Movie @SpiderManMovie]

becky where did you get these screenshots

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

He was delicious!

[dunkey @vgdunkey]

bumped into the actor for iron man yesterday, turns out the movies are all staged

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

@silenthooper I appreciate the hesitation though

[Jeb Bush @JebBush]

Gotta do it. https://t.co/xS3WwQDc1F

[Rainforest Cafe @RainForest_Cafe]

You do you, Joe!

[Matthew Cherney @cherneyyyyy]

@neemawangyal @thecanyontribe @MAlvarez02 @SoCalSections Love my tribe 😎

[neema @thecineema]

WE ARE NUMBER ONE🌟🖤🌟🖤 Comanche spirit CAN'T be beat! Show us your spirit comanches and post pics/vids from the season in this thread with the tag #ocvfans!! @thecanyontribe @MAlvarez02 @SoCalSections

[Saam Motamedi @saammotamedi]

The Head of Astronomy at Harvard asserting that Oumuamua was a non-human solar sail. Great read that reflects on both (1) the lack of academic freedom with which most scientists work (2) further evidence that we haven't passed the Great Filter yet https://t.co/z3NdIJHVtA

[Matthew Cherney @cherneyyyyy]

@chelseanotchels @YouTube Not to be an ass or anything but uh

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Earth is

[Burger King @BurgerKing]

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[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Had to been done ur welcome

[Bricks Assembled @bricksassembled]

i’ve either made a great discovery or a terrible mistake