Brian Chernick

Freelance optimist

[Brian Chernick @chernickov]

@SlackHQ @SlackHQ I really hope that your team reconsiders these change. And I really hope you don't reply to me with one of your canned responses. I don't need it.

[Brian Chernick @chernickov]

@SlackHQ @elise00000000 @SlackHQ I left Twitter for all of the obvious reasons months ago, but this god awful change brought me back in. This was clearly not user tested enough or else you would've realized that providing user control (whether it's split or window) would've been an obvious goal.

[Kendall Brown @kendallybrown]

President Dril

[Brian Chernick @chernickov]

Dexamethasone is a hell of a drug.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I will be leaving the great Walter Reed Medical Center today at 6:30 P.M. Feeling really good! Don’t be afraid of Covid. Don’t let it dominate your life. We have developed, under the Trump Administration, some really great drugs & knowledge. I feel better than I did 20 years ago!

[Brian Chernick @chernickov]

There’s always a tweet. Or a convention speech.

[Eli Stokols @EliStokols]

The start of Trump’s 2016 speech is really striking to read again four years later...

[Brian Chernick @chernickov]

@AlecPloof What, do you just want them to stand out in the blazing sun? GIVE THEM SHADE

[Brian Chernick @chernickov]

@FredoCuomo5 @whatyouliveby @CarlosLozadaWP What do you hope to achieve with this whataboutism?

[Brian Chernick @chernickov]

@benedictevans So long as there continues to be a market for laptops and desktops, Apple’s control of the stack allows them to pull ahead from other intel-based devices delivering either better battery and performance or same battery and lighter computers.

[Brian Chernick @chernickov]

@profgalloway “Be grateful we’re even acknowledging injustice. If you don’t say thank you after I take my foot off your neck I might just put it back on.”

This is your idea of a “well put” argument?

[Taffy Brodesser-Akner @taffyakner]

Here's the thing I think about opinions, and I was taught it very young. When the anti-Semite says, "The Jew is a pig," the Jew wants to respond, "I'm not a pig. A pig has hooves, whereas I have hands and feet. A pig has a snout, whereas I have a nose. See? Not a pig!"

[Charles M. Blow @CharlesMBlow]

Who do you call when it’s the cops committing the crimes? That is the question that produces the rage.

[Brian Chernick @chernickov]

@1MiamiHurricane @ArturasJK Pretty sure what happened during the filming is enough to consider this a bit excessive. Even his buddy comes over to apparently stop him.

[Brian Chernick @chernickov]

@FredericTonton @Firr @0027Woo What absolute dystopian hell are we living in where those are the only two options?

[Brian Chernick @chernickov]

@kametcalf @tim_brannigan Is that blood steam? Blood smoke?

[Brian Chernick @chernickov]

@LarryBoorstein @CDCDirector Turns out modeling a forecast for a pandemic within a country with constantly shifting responses across the nation is pretty hard

The CDC forecast goes a week or two into June. It doesn’t stop at June 1–the growing consensus is that the US will surpass 100,000 deaths on June 1

[Brian Chernick @chernickov]

@LarryBoorstein @CDCDirector I can’t tell if this is a real question.

[Walter Hickey @WaltHickey]

i don't and won't recognize the authority of the "pulitzers" because Ashley Feinberg doesn't have one

[Brian Chernick @chernickov]

@chainickytea Ahh. I didn’t see this. Haha. So many money trees. My new financial venture is tarantula hunting.

[Brian Chernick @chernickov]

#AnimalCrossing

[Brian Chernick @chernickov]

“Other symptoms of the highly infectious virus include diarrhea, skin rash, runny nose, red eyes and fatigue.”

Saved you a click.

[The Hill @thehill]

CDC adds six more symptoms for coronavirus https://t.co/ME7ladnLUa