Certified Menace

Tweeting for fun 😝

[Certified Menace @Cheropsins]

The truth is that if anyone planned demonstrations that ended in chaos, destruction, and loss of lives, they should be held accountable. Running away before the protests and later pretending to be innocent does not erase responsibility.

[Simp Police🚨 @SimpPolice911]

After having sex with a woman, you can tell if she has a high body count by noticing this:

[kuria @kuria254k]

Some women sell it, yet still want a man who's loyal. 😭

[Roderick @KyaloIntel]

This is where most of you lost your virginities from 🥲

[Bettie Jay🥰 @ColdGir44831881]

Good night my love's ♥️

[Afghan Zoroastrian @AfgZoroastrian]

Sweden has just BANNED cousin marriage and close relative marriage! 🇸🇪

[Lorna♧♡ @L0rna_li]

Men,which one do you prefer,and why?

[B☆ @IamBrian___]

My girlfriend telling me she kissed another man is worse than telling me she got fucked by another man

[Paisy @paisylynn]

You know the coochie is fire when he starts making promises that don't even make sense.

[Certified Menace @Cheropsins]

Hiyo voting inaendelea Tenri School ni mwenye pesa mpishe
Wazazi wa Alo Alo are buying votes kama kitu ingine😂

[Certified Menace @Cheropsins]

The Fall of Rigathi: classic case of Impeachment Syndrome meets terminal Delusion of Grandeur. Thought he was untouchable royalty, bigger than the Constitution itself. Reality hit harder than a Senate vote. Hubris is a hell of a drug. #TheFallOfRigathi #DelusionOfGrandeur

[Certified Menace @Cheropsins]

Cristiano Ronaldo fans we are lucky we are going to stream every World Cup games via the G. O. A. T YouTube channel or Cricfy,
DSTV and Multichoice aren't lucky

[Certified Menace @Cheropsins]

Almost fall in love but at least world Cup inaanza leo, without football mtu hukuwa mjinga😪🥲

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

This babe came for a "quick visit" and has now refused to leave my house. What should I do guys?😭

[SHEN_KE 😈 @shen_ke2]

If masturbation ni humans is a sin what about monkeys 🥲

[SiMi😋 @Siimiike_]

You get it 😋🥵

[Certified Menace @Cheropsins]

Almost fall in love but at least world Cup inaanza leo, without football mtu hukuwa mjinga😪🥲

[Certified Menace @Cheropsins]

The Fall of Rigathi: classic case of Impeachment Syndrome meets terminal Delusion of Grandeur. Thought he was untouchable royalty, bigger than the Constitution itself. Reality hit harder than a Senate vote. Hubris is a hell of a drug. #TheFallOfRigathi #DelusionOfGrandeur

[Certified Menace @Cheropsins]

The truth is that if anyone planned demonstrations that ended in chaos, destruction, and loss of lives, they should be held accountable. Running away before the protests and later pretending to be innocent does not erase responsibility.

[Luda🧸 @Ludathygoat]

The best sex is when she’s trying to be quiet but her pussy keeps making noise.

[Certified Menace @Cheropsins]

Tirries Tuesday karibu inipite, na Mtume za data akie🥹

[Certified Menace @Cheropsins]

@CplKarani @mts__kid Sina ubaya akie😂

[King Blakes @king_blakess]

Lord Jesus, I need You. Thank You for dying on the cross for my sins. I open the door of my life and receive You as my Savior and Lord. Thank You for forgiving my sins and giving me eternal life. Take control of the throne of my life. Make me the kind of person You want me to be.