chero

[scout ! 🦭 @ingoboningo]

jacking off with a pussy is so weird sometimes i finish in under two minutes and other times i must hold my vibrator at a 63 degree angle and the wind must be blowing from the northeast and it has to be the second tuesday of the month but only when mercury is in retrograde

[َ @gffyoq]

"?????" is such a top tier response to a stupid text.

[rova @rovabtw]

If you are sexually attracted to children you deserve the death penalty

[𝗌𝗍α𝗋ᥣυ𝗑 ☆ @TAEKvxMUSE]

how it feels opening twitter nowadays

[lilith !! @lilyhasfallin]

if i was a guy i would be constantly bricked i think.

[🇲🇽 Cartooner sketch 🇲🇽 @InkRubberhose]

FOUR FAMOUS PEOPLE DEAD IN A WEEK

[🌬️𝕸𝖆𝙭𝖎💨🩵 @thegrudgeaholic]

in 10 years, i'll still be under 30.

[kitty @benupped]

I pretend to agree with people so they stop talking

[NEMESIS @NemesisofMarvel]

- Catherine O’Hara
- Eric Dane
- Chuck Norris
- Sam Neill
- Brenda Fricker
- Hayden Panettiere
- Dolly Parton
- Tim Curry
- Peter Cullen

A BIG FUCK YOU TO 2026.

[mari @ackrsaa]

a sensacao de fazer a licao enquanto a professora ta passando vistando eh tipo essa

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Imagine being such a horrible, horrible person, that every time someone dies, people are collectively dissapointed it wasn't you.

[Anime Posts @animeposts]

Real

[kar @bustitopen420]

“Kids shouldn’t be into politics” and politicians shouldn’t be into kids but yet here we are

[feelings ღ @eternaltxts]

you ever tried to make someone suffer by not texting them and you suffer more 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[vopsea .ᐟ @luvistarzii]

i genuinely don’t see the benefits of having kids sorry

[Reechmilly @Reechmilly]

you gotta be one horny ass nigga to leave a comment on a porn video

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Some Twitter users don’t even tweet. They just retweet, bookmark and enjoy themselves