cherrie ! 🌸🤍🌸

hi all.

[cherrie ! 🌸🤍🌸 @cherriestomates]

putting a lighter in each pocket of my purse as to not waste time looking

[cherrie ! 🌸🤍🌸 @cherriestomates]

forgot to price match my weed at the dispensary but i could’ve saved $3

[cherrie ! 🌸🤍🌸 @cherriestomates]

@juicyrobber i left a voicemail on yo flip phone. holla at me when you get a sec

[:3 @eyecompass]

"Study tips from a 4.0 GPA student" "Study the material every day"

[elliot @elliotconk]

Prof talking about Himalayan pink salt but clearly doesn't know it's petrified giants

[morningstar ✭ @jupitersembrace]

Uber needs a “NO TESLA” option yesterday. Nigga gonna accept my ride then realize his car ain’t charged enough to make the trip like are you shitting me?

[hil @plume__]

this is actually perfect for my plan to run up on you with my weapon

[Reverend Oda 🔎 @Oda_CM]

@hackerchick the trump parody character in Mickey 17 unfortunately took me way out of a film I did want to love, made those scenes feel too much like a snl sketch

[❤︎⁠ @hackerchick]

John Goodman doing a parody of Trump impressions but still not stooping to The Voice

[kt, esq. @____katieee]

men be like oh so now it’s rape to rape people?

[socks @boxofsockks]

mischaracterization he'd have the most obscure hiding spot and everyone would wonder how the fuck he got up there

[Joe Applebrook @joe_applebrook]

Making fun of someone famous and they actually respond

[carneashdhaaa @ManShacln]

at work high as hell making all types of mistakes

[cherrie ! 🌸🤍🌸 @cherriestomates]

ask him not to do that…? backbones guys we have them

[Senior PowerPoint Engineer @ryxcommar]

heartbreaking: guy behind the counter at the burrito place I prefer over all the other nearby burrito places occasionally wraps burritos this way. not sure what to do

[melissa lozada-oliva @ellomelissa]

my favorite one that i saw on here was “if this guy was a waiter for a family he’d leave the check in front of the baby.”

[cherrie ! 🌸🤍🌸 @cherriestomates]

they hate to see a bitch get up at 9 and not formally start her day until 4

[evilnigga448 @evilnigga448]

when i was a kid i fucking molested adults

[mia 𖦹 s12 first watch ❀ @kittycastiels]

when you didn’t clock something as AI

[cherrie ! 🌸🤍🌸 @cherriestomates]

paying my credit card before i see the statement so i do t have to pay as much #adulting

[cherrie ! 🌸🤍🌸 @cherriestomates]

honestly if you’re up at 7 you earned it

[jesse @jessetankedd]

smoking a joint at 7am