alyssa 🇦🇱

i’m just saying shit

[alyssa 🇦🇱 @cherrssa]

average straight couple in the 60s:

[Matt @mamathewthew]

@williamodka how often do u swing

[mar @yunamity]

the minions would've served sukuna

[¿ @umlarp]

cut my life into peaches

[BOS in DC ☘️ @bostonianindc2]

Please throw them in the Harbor immediately.

[. @playboicurrryy]

how it feel when the whole gang together

[gal galoch @antifatwa]

Been in Italy for work this week and thinking again about how setting a country or region up for "tourism economy" is fundamentally a drawn out humiliation ritual for the native people, even worse for migrant workers that are brought in.

[g @34rths]

I just decided I will no longer be wasting money this summer unless you want to hangout with me this weekend

[pat 2: cruise control @ranmasaotome96]

The theme song to 2016

[cyn🪶꩜ watching SDOL (6/7_-) @sinereous]

“oh the flow of the beautiful game, wine, semesters abroad” pompous shit

are americans not familiar with most kids common football, the skin shredder 3000

[law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg]

stoner in 1976: i just smoked 12 joints in a row and now i like bluegrass music 10% more

stoner in 2026: i did a dab and gave myself wernicke’s aphasia

[mackenzie✨️ @meatsweatmcgee]

theyre calling it the most ghost written book of the century

[saying "yes, master" to the GPS @GarlicCorgi]

YouTube thumbnails from 2350

[alyssa 🇦🇱 @cherrssa]

this is why you can’t make me care for the tourists. while tiktokers were telling you how cheap albania was this man lost his home so more tiktok tourists can take advantage of it. the 1% will turn gaza albania and any other marginalized country into dubai simply because they can

[Shadow of Ezra @ShadowofEzra]

A heartbroken elderly Albanian man says Jared Kushner has taken everything he spent a lifetime building, including his land, his home, and the future he hoped to leave behind for his children.

He says he returned home one day only to find his property sealed off behind barbed wire, with men in black uniforms standing guard and refusing to let him step inside the house he once called his own.

In a single moment, he says, the life he had worked for was gone.

“It was the end of the world. The end of the world.”

“I felt imprisoned.”

“They took my freedom.”

“They took my livelihood.”

“They took my land.”

[Sa’eed Jiddan @mish_aderr]

They’re coming for everyone’s homes because you let them do it in Palestine

[theo! ⋆˚࿔ @theotricality]

i cannot stress how incredible it is that times square has been all cleaned up by 8 am. those mfs lit a fucking bus on fire on42nd street. the knicks work hard but nyc sanitation works harder.

[Dan Hopper @DanHopp]

Fun part of this World Cup is learning about all these specific ethnic enclaves in the US, every game has some cut that’s like “and here’s the famed Curaçaoan community in Wilmington, Delaware” and it’s some random bar with like 450,000 people

[⋆ ｡ ° ༺˚ 𖦹 gîchœ łīçbåkt 𖦹 ˚༻ ° ｡ ⋆ @ichriecheblut]

ICE KILLED A HAITIAN WOMAN!!!!
justice for daphy michel 🕊️

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

thank god zohran is bringing free child care to the city bc there are gonna be a lotttt of new babies 10 months from now

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

actually hilarious the only game the knicks lost is the one trump was at

[alyssa 🇦🇱 @cherrssa]

telling the short old italian man who’s following me that i’m being followed