Heather

Millenial trash, general enthusiast. She/Her. Fuck Elon, Fuck NFTs, Fuck Crypto. black and trans lives matter. protect sex workers. pro abortion.

[Heather @cherrycalico]

@MNateShyamalan I can't tell you how deeply I regret this joke tweet from four years ago

https://t.co/faYeOnZqM9

[Heather @cherrycalico]

Can Elon musk save neopets

[Heather @cherrycalico]

God forbid we have enduring comfort

[M.S @MalaakSafa]

"Not every single woman has a scary story about a man" Yes they do. I promise you that they do.

[Kat Lo @lolkat]

When Netflix releases a BetterHelp expose, I wonder who will be in the inevitable supercut of all the influencers advertising it

[Heather @cherrycalico]

@boneism Yeah man, you ever just persist out of spite

[Heather @cherrycalico]

Not really one functioning brain cell shared among friends so much as it is the same haunting, incomprehensible, inconsolable grief

[Heather @cherrycalico]

@PretzelCo I wonder to what extent, if any, visual acuity and age of onset of vision correction correlates with this

[Heather @cherrycalico]

@PretzelCo I never knew this! I’m a 3-6

[Heather @cherrycalico]

The personalization algo at meta is just sucker punching me with “you’re old” content lately

[Heather @cherrycalico]

@PretzelCo @TheOceanIsGay Also me!!!! Not a true classical but a contemporary instrumental piano forward composer: Ludovico Einaudi ❤️ start with albums Elements and Divenire.

[Heather @cherrycalico]

beginning to suspect millenial American love for Tony Hawk stems from how much of a healthy father figure he represents for all of us with daddy issues

[Heather @cherrycalico]

@leah_bradford @firassity Had two Red Bulls today. Fuck yeah

[Heather @cherrycalico]

I’m so tired of coming up with intelligent things to talk about. Can’t I just post inane shit. Or die

[Heather @cherrycalico]

wondering what age entitles me to begin using sparkly motivational text gifs again unironically, i think i’m closer than i realized

[Heather @cherrycalico]

@velodus I’m ngl to you it took me an embarrassing amount of time to realize you weren’t talking about the book series from my childhood

[Heather @cherrycalico]

Hi just wanted to point out that if u can correct someone on their use of St. Patty’s vs St. Paddy’s u can respect gender identity

[Garett Jones @GarettJones]

Name other scholars beside Oppenheimer who spent their later years running away from their early work

[The Associated Press @AP]

Elon Musk says Twitter is losing cash because advertising is still down sharply and the social media company is carrying heavy debt. https://t.co/np45aczHnu

[UNITE HERE! Local 8 @UniteHereLocal8]

Workers at the Seattle Downtown Hilton want a fair contract with a livable wage.

[Susan Rinkunas @susanrinkunas on Bluesky ☁️ @SusanRinkunas]

Someone tipped off police that the teen had a stillbirth and cops obtained a warrant for Facebook messages between her and her mother. Meta complied and forked over their chats.

Threads doesn't have DMs yet but wow don't talk about private stuff there
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