Cherry Cola

Color Commentator, Former Hair Dresser, "Street Fighter". The only thing worst than her work ethic is her credit score. RP parody account. Don't trust her lies.

[Cherry Cola @CherryColaDARK]

Hi. I’m Cherry. I have big plans for this stupid wrestling business. So many secrets to share. It’s time to wake some of you people up. DM me your contract offers. Cash app me your support. It’s not gonna lick itself.

[Cherry Cola @CherryColaDARK]

@OcwNew89312 What’s up? You holding?

[Cherry Cola @CherryColaDARK]

Looking for amateur models to make my boyfriend jealous. Must fight my battles for me while I snatch his wife’s wig. Compensation in the form of butt stuff. Valid drivers license required.

[Cherry Cola @CherryColaDARK]

Is it possible to get pregnant just by swimming in the ocean? Asking for a friend.

[Cherry Cola @CherryColaDARK]

@JMontFocus @VelvetRabbitInc @TIAPromotions @IIWefed2022 @TheEFedWatcher @HarveyMarx3 @WGWF2023

[Cherry Cola @CherryColaDARK]

Your girl, Cherry, will be doing guest commentary for a single match at @thesplatnetwork Carnage Carnival Calamity Chamber match with my boy @TIAPromotions. Later on that night I pop my cherry in that 50-man key party. What could go wrong?

#thirstyforJMont

[Cherry Cola @CherryColaDARK]

@JMontFocus @VelvetRabbitInc @HarveyMarx3 @TheEFedWatcher @WGWF2023 @thesplatnetwork @bane_mac @GothicOne3 Fully torqued.

[Cherry Cola @CherryColaDARK]

I got a fever 🍒🍆🍍🍕🫏🍾

[Cherry Cola @CherryColaDARK]

Anybody know what the world record is for dick punches? There's like 49 dudes in this @thesplatnetwork #calamitychamber match and I wanna make a run at both the total number of DP's and the number of unique targets to DP. Legends never die.

#dicksoutforharambe

[Cherry Cola @CherryColaDARK]

I’m assuming that @thesplatnetwork’s #calamitychamber match is operating under jailhouse rules. Nobody in this match has spent more time eating prison food, trading cigarettes as currency and smuggling foreign objects in the prison wallet. Advantage Cherry.

[Cherry Cola @CherryColaDARK]

Week 2 of training for @thesplatnetwork's #calamitychamber is going pretty well. I'm getting really good at fat shaming feral dudes at the gym and crying on command to avoid confrontation. #bestfirstmatchever!!!

[Cherry Cola @CherryColaDARK]

@TIAPromotions @SuperstarVaughn @VhodkaBlack @RaionKido @7WrestlingSins @TactilizingOne @Theo_Pryce @TaborTodrick Guess who's not filing for her 3rd bankruptcy, bitches!

[Cherry Cola @CherryColaDARK]

@thesplatnetwork #calamitychamber

[Cherry Cola @CherryColaDARK]

Can I win @thesplatnetwork's Calamity Chamber match? Well I once dropped a deuce in a Dasani bottle while stuck in traffic, so I think just about anything is possible.

[Cherry Cola @CherryColaDARK]

I can’t wait to get my hands on @JMontFocus in @thesplatnetwork #calamitychamber match.

[Cherry Cola @CherryColaDARK]

Does anyone know if @thesplatnetwork drug tests before the Clam Titty Chamber? Asking for a friend.

[Cherry Cola @CherryColaDARK]

@JMontFocus @VelvetRabbitInc @KatCJones1 @HarveyMarx3 @thesplatnetwork @MiaAmoreU @djinniethejinx What’s your man got to do with me?

[Cherry Cola @CherryColaDARK]

@thesplatnetwork Yay! That’s me! Hide your kids. Hide your wife.