headache

girlfriend what’s up how you doin yes

[yusuke @juanvenchy]

I wish more men would just be honest about wanting to feel puss without feeling like they have to hide behind a joke

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

We're experiencing this heatwave because the gates of hell have opened for Mitch McConnell.

[alxndr @alexaldente]

This man is going on two decades of consistently proving he is an absolute piece of shit and it’s so embarrassing that anyone still listens and supports him

[ruby 🏳️‍⚧️ @frauleinruby]

the reason young people think your life is over after your mid-20s is because they condemn anyone who dares to enjoy themselves after 25

[Men Being Awful @pinkcels]

Men are attention seeking whores.

[kiwi! @kiwi_cee]

Feeling the most 26 I’ve ever felt

[Tayoncé Defense Attorney @lesbeyonsay]

the fact that she's given so much and has not run out of money really puts into perspective how the arguments against a wealth tax on billionaires are just bs

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

is it normal to have inside jokes with yourself that you laugh at subconsciously or is that schizophrenia

[🧛🏻‍♀️ @iiheartalyse2]

It’s unattractive to not be aware of politics, and what’s going on in the world

[headache @cherrylooop]

I love this man!!!!

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

John C. Reilly: “Why aren’t people on the right wing concerned about human rights? They’re human too. Elon Musk says don’t be fooled by the empathy trap. Empathy is not a trap, empathy is a superpower. It’s what makes human beings exceptional, our ability to look outside ourself”

[angel @angelshit]

Do you believe in life after LinkedIn

[A. Lukman @Islam435]

The most bombed countries in the last 50 years are all Muslim. But somehow Muslims are the terrorists?

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

that chopped, lonely 7th grader still lives in me

[Alex ☭ @sinusitiis]

sundays suck if no one is in love with u

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Showering after a night out feels like a baptism

[Abier @abierkhatib]

They’re removing the footage, but it’s already been archived.
Demons

[ℒ𝑒𝑜 ꕤ @bluehampstead]

this being the highest grossing tour in history is such a joke. the power of white mediocrity is something that will never stop surprise me

[LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻 @LongTimeHistory]

ICE deport couple—leave their 2 dogs locked inside their home to die.

They were left without food or water for 1 whole week—until apartment manager went to check on the smell.

"Yes! This is ICE's fault!" said animal welfare guy.

"It is 1000% their responsibility to notify us."

If any law enforcement agency involved knows that there are animals at the scene—they are mandated reporters to animal welfare.

"Why are people coming out of left field to defend ICE in this situation?" he asks.

Incident occurred near Chicago, Illinois.