C.M.

I love everything bad for me. Oh, and not being me. I don't do the stuff I should and I'll never grow up because fuck you. I have an HP tattoo. Seriously.

[C.M. @cherrymili]

@BeefyAmazeBalls @ethelmuggs @HannydamO @SJBsMama @captkerageous @lisamazeballs Ahh how I miss these simpler days. lmao

[devon sawa @DevonESawa]

Dear Texas: as a Canadian i offer my services to you free of charge. What do you need to know about that weather? You have skates? Cheese curds on your fries now. Tell your loved ones sorry for no reason. Double up your socks. Jean jackets and jeans go together. Crack a MOLSON.

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

Are your apps, settings, or text suddenly in Mandarin or other Chinese dialects?

If yes, which apps or services are they? and are you able to change them back? Let us know in the comments below. #WhatsHappeningInMyanmar #Feb16Coup #Myanmar

[devon sawa @DevonESawa]

The ONLY way you could drag me to Coachella is if Britney Spears was headlining.

[C.M. @cherrymili]

@WalterMalaszuk I know and I'm ok with that.

[C.M. @cherrymili]

@erninemlyrics Still at it.

[C.M. @cherrymili]

@Janagrams @bryanhauer @donlemon This.

[C.M. @cherrymili]

@billmaher Not insulted by jokes about bread bags on feet, but in all fairness, it was painful and fucked up.& It was the 90s, not the 50s.

[C.M. @cherrymili]

YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! https://t.co/rnoTTPAKNS

[Tom Burke Online @TomBurkeOnlinex]

'Strike' hits our tv screens on 27th August 9pm and 28th August at 9pm on @BBCOne #CormoranStrike #TomBurke #HollidayGrainger

[C.M. @cherrymili]

I agree! https://t.co/IgYcJCHX5G

[C.M. @cherrymili]

@linkinpark 's music got me though so many nights I never thought I'd wake up from. I wish I could have helped like they helped me. #sorry

[Samantha Bee @realsambee]

"Give us a sign, God."
[sinkhole appears in front of Mar-A-Lago]
"Hm, can't be sure that's anything."
https://t.co/oTrfQkYBxR

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

I remember how they attacked Obama because in the OVAL OFFICE he took off his suit jacket! Yeah, gotta watch what you do in there. Assholes.

[C.M. @cherrymili]

What was that? I didn't hear you there... https://t.co/41tfwHyEcQ

[Paul Ryan @SpeakerRyan]

It's simple: Individuals who are ‘extremely careless’ w/ classified info should be denied further access to it. https://t.co/XWuvfDugly

[overheard lva @overheardlva]

"Names are weird like how do you get Dick from Richard??"
"You take him out on a nice date."

[SouthSideObama™ @TheAvgBlackMan]

And then he tweeted.....
"SEE YOU IN COURT"
After just LOSING IN COURT‼️

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Betsy DeVos, nominee for Secretary of Education. Good luck America.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Can I punch a Nazi? Yes, yes you can punch a Nazi.
https://t.co/27FmtCZF54