mylawermademechangethenameofthissoidontgetsued

💕 Forever roommates w @Viral_Drake 🚀 👩🏻‍🚀 👨🏼‍🚀 Amateur Magic the Gathering Influencer. 🪄 Professional Mud Gargler.

[mylawermademechangethenameofthissoidontgetsued @cherrysnotpills]

“You’re such a fucking degenerate.” - My future husband about me; 2020.

[skye:) @uluvvskye]

a good woman

[mylawermademechangethenameofthissoidontgetsued @cherrysnotpills]

And then of course John Deere Green by Joe Diffie. 💚

[mylawermademechangethenameofthissoidontgetsued @cherrysnotpills]

The only way to commemorate my 30th birthday was adding two more tattoos to my country music sleeve. My Next Thirty Years by @philvassar:

“Ending of an era, the turning of a page. … drink a little more lemonade and not so many beers, maybe I’ll remember my next thirty years.”

[mylawermademechangethenameofthissoidontgetsued @cherrysnotpills]

Yall I’ve been mixing Malört and MiraLAX all day. Try my new Chicago delicacy: Malör-ö-LAX.

[mylawermademechangethenameofthissoidontgetsued @cherrysnotpills]

Main Character Energy

[mylawermademechangethenameofthissoidontgetsued @cherrysnotpills]

@McDaddy106 Some of these old tweets are CRAZY lmfao

[mylawermademechangethenameofthissoidontgetsued @cherrysnotpills]

Hey @McDaddy106, I’m back.

[mylawermademechangethenameofthissoidontgetsued @cherrysnotpills]

The MILLIONAIRES?!?! 🥲🥲🥲

[Slam Dunk Festival @SlamDunkMusic]

We are pleased to be able to bring you the final artist announcement to help you make the decision now whether you will be joining us for Slam Dunk Festival 2025.

Check out the full lineup as we welcome a further selection of seasoned and fresh talent to an already stacked bill.

[mylawermademechangethenameofthissoidontgetsued @cherrysnotpills]

Idk why I’m worried about Drake cheating on me when he just slammed the door in a girl’s face at chilis.

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

If you’ve ever met anybody from Gary, Indiana, you know how plausible this is

[Ty Hill @cheetah]

Who gone call the next play

[mylawermademechangethenameofthissoidontgetsued @cherrysnotpills]

@Viral_Drake Olive Garden yesterday. $32 on a $35.

[mylawermademechangethenameofthissoidontgetsued @cherrysnotpills]

Drake tips women 100% of the bill but won’t keep that energy to tip a man. @Viral_Drake, you wonder why I keep you on a short leash. 😵‍💫

[mylawermademechangethenameofthissoidontgetsued @cherrysnotpills]

I just want to quit my job and quilt.

[mylawermademechangethenameofthissoidontgetsued @cherrysnotpills]

@Wearesoback1 @K_Dizzle20 What? Is mine defective? 😂😭 @Viral_Drake

[mylawermademechangethenameofthissoidontgetsued @cherrysnotpills]

@Viral_Drake

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@danjking3 Cackling

[mylawermademechangethenameofthissoidontgetsued @cherrysnotpills]

Appreciate @McDaddy106 for putting up with getting spammed with all my football TikToks. No, they aren’t just all fan edits of Joey B. 😂

[mylawermademechangethenameofthissoidontgetsued @cherrysnotpills]

@MattDForeman That hit me with this THE DAY BEFORE MY PROCEDURE!!!! “Yeah it’ll be $3800 due today.” LOL canceled&blocked

[mylawermademechangethenameofthissoidontgetsued @cherrysnotpills]

@McDaddy106 Love black locus.

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I’ve been waiting 143 days to post this link: https://t.co/6gNqyiaSna…