crawdad mcfishenstein

there are better things i could be doing but i like being #woke

[crawdad mcfishenstein @cherrysonhere]

Benjamin Netanyahu calls LANDO NORRIS and LANCE STROLL as Israel's GREATEST DEFENDERS! Glory to these Israeli heroes!

[Piglet Vibe @Nonpedopiglet]

“The white race has gone extinct”

[Laceyface @tgirl_fangs]

just saw the leaks of what would've been the story for the next dlc

[maRAEthon @LoveRachael_]

logging into destiny and listening to the soundtrack has me feeling

[호챠 @For_Hawthorne]

"We built a universe. Guardians like you filled it with meaning. Thank you from all of us on Destiny 2."

[TheOnlyGoodChad 🔜 GCX 🌴☀️🎮 @TheOnlyGoodChad]

Seeing the "final" icons side by side is hitting hard😭I'm not ready man 😭😭😭

[he professed and confessed to be a dëmin @ocksportello]

watching wemby blow a golden chance at victory by bouncing the ball off his teammates back was the first time I’ve ever taken seriously the possibility that he’s genuinely a leftist

[Zan-7, Exo Titan (2/6) @ZanTitan]

'BACKROOMS' director Kane Parsons is going to Neptune to search for a mysterious artifact known as The Veil'.

"a few of Sol's protectors... Cannot prevent fate."

(Source: @ZanTitan)

#Destiny2

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

DURING PRIDE 🏳️‍🌈 MONTH 🗓😌 THERE WILL BE😠 NO❌️❌️❌️❌️ DR 👨‍⚕️ PEPPER‼️. WE 👭 WILL ALL⬅️⬅️‼️ BE DRINKING 🍻 DR 👩‍⚕️PENIS🥹🙏😍🏳️‍🌈 AMEN🙏🥹

[Bolshevik Enthusiast @LeBolshevikman]

Rightoids when some schizo chimps out because he was told he couldn't dump his raw sewage in the local river

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Zohran Mamdani declares a New York City Purge if the Knicks win the NBA Finals.

“No rules, anything is legal until sunrise.”

[vost @foolibuster]

ascending

[Rosedark 📕 @FreeRosedark]

OMG...

The LGBTQ crowd is mad because the respect the Bolshevik Cock meme is stealing their attention during Pride Month.

[Lumii 🏳️‍⚧️ @lumisade_]

It's pride month, you know what that means.

[crawdad mcfishenstein @cherrysonhere]

@NIGHTP0RTER bonerific