Cheryl Knopp

🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦writer, designer, maker of tasty cocktails and tasteless jokes | she/her

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

dracula: I am count dracula. I have killed and drank the blood of millions

me: we have a puppet based on you that fucking loves numbers

[Cheryl Knopp @cheryl_knopp]

@SVasilev1970 @highbrow_nobrow Yeah, I can see that. Just getting through life takes a lot.

[Cheryl Knopp @cheryl_knopp]

@HerringAli I think you have Aritzia in the US. They make nice quality, stylish, good prices, easy-care suits—you can buy tops and bottoms separately, which is great. My niece, interning as a lawyer buys them for work.

[Orla Joelsen @OJoelsen]

Statement by the Premier of Greenland, Jens Frederik Nielsen:

January 4, 2026

“🇬🇱 Let me state this calmly and clearly from the outset: there is neither reason for panic nor for concern.

The image shared by Katie Miller, depicting Greenland wrapped in an American flag, changes nothing whatsoever. Our country is not for sale, and our future is not decided by social media posts.

That said, the image is disrespectful.
Relations between nations and peoples are built on mutual respect and international law — not on symbolic gestures that disregard our status and our rights.

We are a democratic society with self-government, free elections, and strong institutions. Our position is firmly grounded in international law and in internationally recognized agreements. This is not in question.

Naalakkersuisut (Government of Greenland) continues its work calmly and responsibly. We engage in dialogue, safeguard our interests, and uphold the international rules that also bind our partners.

There is no reason for panic.
But there is every reason to speak out against a lack of respect. 🇬🇱”

[liberalsupporter @peepeeLEpuke]

Rick Mercer nails it talking about @PierrePoilievre our biggest loser

https://t.co/7kuHa5s7Yc

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton https://t.co/3QAIJUKs0z

[Cheryl Knopp @cheryl_knopp]

😂

[. @jdpoc]

"Just to be clear, these presents are for your Birthday AND Christmas, okay ?"

[. @jdpoc]

Bloody Royals. Can't they just use tinsel like everybody else ?

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

in her own words worth listening to

[Cheryl Knopp @cheryl_knopp]

@dieworkwear 3 - most expensive
4 - least expensive
1 - best value

[Cheryl Knopp @cheryl_knopp]

@BDisgusting

[Cheryl Knopp @cheryl_knopp]

@Gabino_Iglesias this part of it 🐷😁

[Cheryl Knopp @cheryl_knopp]

@Gabino_Iglesias Just finished reading The Ladies of the Secret Circus. I really enjoyed it, especially the circus descriptions and I’m not usually bowled away by descriptions in books. These were fascinating and lovely.

[Cheryl Knopp @cheryl_knopp]

@analydiamonaco have you seen Silent Night? it’s British and very dark humour. Which is to say I loved it 😂

[Cheryl Knopp @cheryl_knopp]

@Richard_Kadrey The Spite House was *SO* good! I read it when it first came out and there are scenes I still think about.