Wor Cheryl

Hei. Ah used tuh bee an Intahnet sensation me man. But theeze dees Ah'm just keinda ordinaree man, woman, man, pet.

[Wor Cheryl @CherylKerl]

Eee, pet. Leik Izzen #greatbritishmenu keinda just a leurda uv pseudeau cobbalaz? Is a ‘flavah profeil’ what we just used tuh call a taste?

[Wor Cheryl @CherylKerl]

Hei geiz. A one uv mei marras is a canny guitawrist, leik. An he's got a leurda choonz peursted on his SoondClood seit. Heeaz an 'omage tuh Jimmi Hendrix an Robin Trower that eez recawded. Itz mint man, woman, man, pet 🤟🤟
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[Wor Cheryl @CherylKerl]

Peepil’s askin uz what Ah’m up tuh theese dees noo Ah’m not a Twittah sensation. Well, Ah gottuz a new Fendah Strattacastah an Ah’m channelin a bittuva Pink Floyd veib.

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[Wor Cheryl @CherylKerl]

Eee, Ah’m lovin this new C5 drama. Keinda leik Cathetinre Cookson except neebuddeez dyin’ uv TB, Scawlett Feevah aw Scorvey. It’s mint, pet. #Hardacres

[Wor Cheryl @CherylKerl]

“Season of mists and mellow fruitfulness,
Close bosom-friend of the maturing sun;
Conspiring with him how to load and bless
With fruit the vines that round the thatch-eves run”
Eee, man pet. Noo the leaves is stawted falling’ yerz cannat beat a birra Keats this teim uv yeah.

[Wor Cheryl @CherylKerl]

Been checking’ oot progressive rock az a genre. Eee, it’s champion. So Ah gotuz a synthasiza an begin work on mei concept album az soon az Ah can come up with a concept. It’ll be mint when itz aall finished. Ah’ll mebbes perform it on ice with the Phillamonik Orcastra.

[Wor Cheryl @CherylKerl]

Well, tha wuz interestin, pet. Ah had me accoont locked bei mistah Musk coz a one uv iz rerubots went mentil an deceeded ah wuz just a bairn. Sill, nevahmeind. Ah'm back noo an Ah'll mebbes stawt tweetin aall ovah again. Letz see.

[Wor Cheryl @CherylKerl]

@HairyBikers Such sad news, Si. Sinceeah condurlenziz to aall iz famalee an frenz. Yerz'll be sadlee missed. Rip Dave, man pet.

[Wor Cheryl @CherylKerl]

@MarianKeyes Eee, amazin’ pet. Ah cannat wait.

[Wor Cheryl @CherylKerl]

Eee, mebbes Ah shurrive put mei Aphrodite At The Wataheurl up tuh the judges an Ah just meirrive won the neet, man woman man pet. #TurnerPrize

[Wor Cheryl @CherylKerl]

Eee pet. Sad news wur the lovalee Brigit Forsyth passin. Ah’m watchin the ‘74 Christmas Special an laughin’ oot realee lood. Haw Petah Pan ootfit waz amazin, man, woman, man, pet, man. Champion.
#WhateverHappenedToTheLikelyLads

[Wor Cheryl @CherylKerl]

Thiv asked uz leurdz a teimz tuh do #ImACelebrity Burrah deurn’t wanna eat a plate uv kangarooz bollocks aw wallabeez screuturmz an that. So Ah telt ITV, “Thanks but no thanks, pet. If Ah want a real challenge Ah’ll wait for wor Gorls Alloodz reunion tour gigz next yeeah.

[Wor Cheryl @CherylKerl]

Eee, an thawr it iz. A birruv Blake, the National Anthem, erld lang syne an Ah’ll see yerz aall next July. Cheeaz geiz an Happee Christmiss.
#lastnight @thekatiederham #bbcp he roms

[Wor Cheryl @CherylKerl]

Eee, Summaz ephemeral beautee once again bids uz adieu an sees uz arrive at #proms last neet.@thekatiederham
Noo aall we’ve got ahead of wor is Autumn and Wintaz chill. Sad izzen it?
Meind, we’ll have a canny kneez-up when the Elgar an Juruzlim kicks aff. Champion, pet.

[Wor Cheryl @CherylKerl]

Eee, pet. Ah'd eurnlee wen awey faw a bit, leik an Twittaz torned intuh sumthin caalled X. What's thar aall aboot? An, hei! Wawz wor littil blue bawd ganned? #XTwitter #TwitterBirdForever

[Wor Cheryl @CherylKerl]

Eee, an awey wuh gan again. Summaz not reelee Summah til Fawst Neet’s wurruz, pet.
An what cood be bettah than a birruv Sabailyuss. Finlandia too - a one a mei veree favritz. Then Gregg an some Britten tuh falleur lataz. Lovalee. #BBCProms

[Wor Cheryl @CherylKerl]

#ImACelebrity Eee, bad luck Matt, pet. “Next celebrity reality show, please.”

[Wor Cheryl @CherylKerl]

Eee, Ah’m watchin the politishun gadgie deein The Testickills a Doom. Leik, Ah wudden fancee deein that noo man woman man pet. #ImACelebrity

[Wor Cheryl @CherylKerl]

All City Traders put on suicide watch following reports Chris Grayling appointed as new Chancellor. #Johnson #resignations

[Wor Cheryl @CherylKerl]

Eee, High Nonsense Fantasy. Theeze geiz aw truly cuttin' edge in a litaree sense. Anheeaz a free book tuh prove it.

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