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2seokism

[uma🥀 @cheryyjin]

we're now going to progress to some steps which are a bit more difficult. ready, set, and begin

[uma🥀 @cheryyjin]

Had to write someone is allergic to penicillin in their dietary requirements and got reminded of amoxicillin biscuits

[uma🥀 @cheryyjin]

@delicateyooni They all need to be lobotomised even like

[uma🥀 @cheryyjin]

As a Bengali why are south asian men the most terrible species of men

[uma🥀 @cheryyjin]

@Weeb1Army Can’t believe I’m doomed for life with them

[uma🥀 @cheryyjin]

Rude entitled and stupid all at once

[uma🥀 @cheryyjin]

Is it only me but has Spotify been really glitchy recently if they don’t stop I’ll switch over to Apple Music

[uma🥀 @cheryyjin]

@Weeb1Army This is why the cost of living is the way it is nobody wants to do anything about it lmao

[uma🥀 @cheryyjin]

why do brits love to suffer why can’t we riot like the french

[Leah @LeahAgainAgain]

I cannot believe a £2 bus fare has caused so much uproar. “BUT I DONT GET THE BUS!” Ok have you considered the fact that not everything is about you though?

[uma🥀 @cheryyjin]

My age… and I’m rotting in bed rn omds

[lina ⁷ 🪭 saw bts x2 @linanii7]

just realised that jungkook was 22yo during black swan, ON and fucking DYNAMITE era HE WAS SO YOUNG WDYM HES NOW CLOSER TO 30

[uma🥀 @cheryyjin]

@Weeb1Army Like how can anyone have anything bad to say about the fare cap😭😭

[uma🥀 @cheryyjin]

@delicateyooni Sorry I signed an nda

[uma🥀 @cheryyjin]

Sorry guys it’s because I ate his ass

[Baklava like BOOBlava IS SEEING BTS @btsyaoireal]

hes so fucking hot it took me 5 mins to realise how flat his ass is

[aly 🪭 saw bts !! @happy0urs]

non so se posso guardare questa intervista perché ho sinceramente paura di innamorarmi in un modo che va oltre la parasocialità finirò come quelli di io e la mia ossessione che sposano la loro auto ma sarò io che sposo il mio telefono perché c'è lui intrappolato dentro

[h @seokmalian]

joon is painfully smarter than an average man he's sooo obviously a rare breed 😭

[tay⁷ ✿🖤 LA D3&4 next! 🌈👽 @myjoonmymoon]

I like how namjoon was asked if there's a particular garment that he finds somebody attractive in and he just said yes, laughed, and didn't give us any details about that garment 😭😂💀

[uma🥀 @cheryyjin]

I love the way he talks about things and his analogies they’re so creative but hit the nail on the head

[BTS Charts & News @btschartsxdaily]

#RM talking about being a leader!

“It’s still hard because I was the first um the member of the team, the band. And the label did give me a lot of burden to put the team together as a team. And we had such different backgrounds from different cities and different tastes, different dreams. So I think I was really like overwhelming or very like a powerful type of like bossy type of leader for the first like eight, 9 years. But as the team got bigger and they have their own names and careers, it just didn't work out anymore. Of course, they grew up a lot also. After that, I've changed the way to communicate. And I think a leader is just like this. For example, everybody is lying on the couch and the window is open and it's too cold. So somebody has to close it but nobody wants to because it's too comfy here lying on the couch, it's so annoying. If one single person has to stand off and get off the couch and walk a few steps to close the door then i think that's what a leader does for every part of the team. That’s all”

RM AT FASHION NEUROSIS
#RMxFASHIONNEUROSIS #RM

[uma🥀 @cheryyjin]

Hey guys today I built a chair and a desk of drawers whilst on the clock

[uma🥀 @cheryyjin]

I volunteer as tribute

[Ali¹³ @faceminss]

Someone give this man a daughter.

[uma🥀 @cheryyjin]

Crying why is he like this

[nοοr⁷ @vjoonsuga]

he’s so unintentionally funny

[uma🥀 @cheryyjin]

Da whole govt name namjoon is so funny😭😭

[bina @percjimin]

joon calling speed by his full name "darren watkins" THEY ARE REAL SPEED FANS 🤧🤧💜💜💜💜💜💜💜