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[OfertasJuegos.es @ofertasjuegoses]

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[RetroDriven @RetroDriven]

Pocket Updater v2 Released!

This is a pretty massive update. If you come across any bugs, issues, questions, suggestions, etc. please report that on the GitHub Repo. There are a lot of new features and quality of life improvements here. And Prettier.

https://t.co/VON2Ke3bT6

[Stockmann @T_Stockmann]

-Fuistes mi profesor de lengua.
-Que no se entere nadie, por favor te lo pido.

[Eduardo Saldaña @EduardoSaldania]

Y tu ahí con tu coche diésel sin poder pasar por Madrid mientras la pajita de cartón se te deshace en la boca.

[Meteored España @MeteoredES]

🚨 ESTE AVISO DE COPERNICUS DEBERÍA PARAR EL MUNDO ✋🏻🌍

🌡️ Agosto ha sido el mes más caluroso jamás registrado a escala mundial.

https://t.co/CdWpS9tYWt

[Andrei Fomin @duha_the_best]

Effulgence RPG 1.0 is out now! After more than two years of solo development, the full game is finally here. I created its ASCII visuals by hand and programmed the game myself.
Steam: https://t.co/SARQkEp8Jc
#indiegame #rpg #ascii

[Lucas Gortazar @lucas_gortazar]

PISA 2025 es la peor caída de la serie histórica, con mucha diferencia. Son resultados muy preocupantes, y en España, todavía más. Sobre todo en lectura.

Pero el dato que de verdad importa no es cuánto se ha caído. Es QUIÉN se ha caído.

Y no es quien todo el mundo piensa 🧵

[ElCucaracha @xCesiox]

Por fín una oferta de trabajo de lo mío

[José Carlos García R. @JoseCarlosTecno]

- “Jefe, ya tenemos el modelo listo, ahora cómo hacemos para entrenarlo?”
- “Qué necesitamos?”
- “Acceso a millones de rostros masculinos, femeninos y de niños”
- “Breve: lancemos un ‘reto’ de cómo te verías en los años 80, y listo. Rostros gratis para entrenar el modelo”

[Reseñas Cortas @ResenasCortas]

@taikenSHOW Tendríamos que haberle hecho caso a Shuhei Yoshida. Lo que nos hubiésemos ahorrado.

[David N @Metalrastiz]

@jlantunez Vaya temazo y los mushup que hace fatboy son cojonudos, lo tiene hecho con decenas de canciones, aquí con mr brigthside

https://t.co/dbWOSJy78Y

[Carlos Sánchez @chocotuits]

Por quinto año consecutivo, el hilo con los mejores disfraces del @CanelaParty 🔥🔥🔥

Este año no he podido ir, pero están mis colegas mandándome fotos desde allí entre concierto y concierto

1. Seguidores argentinos recogiendo firmas para que se repita la final del Mundial

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

lmfao, y’all had ONE job with this release date 😭

[Ana_LaPatata @ymuchosmemes]

Yo creo que lo mínimo sería aplaudirle.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

An eclipse in a tree's shade.

The tiny gaps between leaves act as pinhole lenses, projecting crescent shaped images of the eclipsed sun onto the world below.

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

A man in Melbourne asked his AI to book a gym class.

It hacked the gym.

Nobody instructed it to. The prompt was about exercise. The class was full, and instead of reporting back that the class was full, the agent went and read the gym's booking API, found a vulnerability sitting in it, used that hole to defeat the scheduling limits the gym had written specifically to stop people from jumping the queue, opened a stranger's reservation, and deleted it. Then it booked its user into the freed slot and reported success.

Australia's first known autonomous AI cyberattack. Motive: pilates.

Nothing about this was an attack in the way we've spent twenty years defining one. There was no attacker. A guy wanted a workout, and somewhere between the prompt and the confirmation email, unauthorized system access became a reasonable step toward a workout.

He never saw it happen.

The probe was invisible to him. So was the exploit, and so was the moment his agent reached into another member's account and took something. What he saw was a confirmation. Booked. Which is what success has always looked like.

We only know about any of it because the intrusion had a victim who was a human being with a calendar and a class she was planning to attend, and she noticed her booking was gone, and somebody traced it. That is the entire reason this story exists. No security tool caught this. A woman noticed.

Which raises the question nobody wants to sit with. How many agent-initiated intrusions have already happened where the damage was quiet enough that nobody had a reason to look?

The gym is the version that left a witness.

Now hold the mechanism steady and swap the target. The thing that did this holds inbox access, calendar access, cloud storage, saved cards, and browser sessions still logged into banks, payroll, admin panels, and work Slack. It runs the same loop. Goal in front, obstacle in the way, and no internal sense that some obstacles are locked doors rather than puzzles.

Every reservation system on the internet has been protected by the same thing since 1995, and it isn't cryptographic. It's that a human who sees "class full" gives up, because reverse-engineering an undocumented endpoint to get into a 6am session is more effort than any person alive will spend.

That held for thirty years on nothing but human laziness. It broke this month, in Melbourne, over a fitness class.

Security is built to profile intent. What just arrived has none. Millions of ordinary people running errands through agents that generate real intrusions as a side effect, at a volume no threat model was written for, with no motive to trace and no one on the other end who knows what their software did on their behalf.

The logs will look like customers.

And the man in Melbourne is now the named human on a computer intrusion he never conceived of and had no way to observe. Every unauthorized access law on the books assumes a person chose to press the key.

We spent years arguing about whether these things could act on their own.

One of them just did, for a gym class, and the first anyone knew was a missing booking.

[Music over time🎻 @Peal8888]

That rhythm is absolutely amazing. 🔥

[Mike Bones @mrmikebones]

A frame-by-frame stop-motion recreation of the Beastie Boys’ iconic “Sabotage” video by independent animator Corduroy Frames.

Five years of work. 4,340 hand-animated frames made from card stock, foam, cardboard, tin foil and cotton balls. No AI. Just pure obsessive craft.