Chess Allan

Make of me always a man who questions!
*Some bad golf in between*

[Chess Allan @chessallan]

@TheNairobiTimez Faithfools!

[Chess Allan @chessallan]

@olegunersoldier @omwambaKE Oya, bag ni ya Nini?

[Chess Allan @chessallan]

If you have not yet received your share of lies, be patient for your turn shall surely reach!

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

“Ksh.3K monthly stipend, SHA family cover and a smartphone,” President Ruto announces goodies package for village elders

[Chess Allan @chessallan]

Pungulu pangala!

[Kithure Kindiki @_KithureKindiki]

Ni leo si leo?

[Chess Allan @chessallan]

How old are you?
🤔

[Adega Jawithin @Adegayoro]

@KyaloIntel If you cant prove my child was part of the arsonist and have directed me to compensate for such, then im suing the shit out of the school.

[Chess Allan @chessallan]

Congo - Uganda border is closed FYI!

[AlGKenya @jambokeny]

@GovernorKahiga Hundreds of Kenyan truck drivers, turnboys, NGO workers, businesses etc dot different parts of DRC. Are those Kenyans not exposed? Don't they require screening at all entry points or treatment? 50 of those operating in DRC could be from Nyeri!...how will you handle them?

[Chess Allan @chessallan]

Bado niko hapa!

[Dr Branice Munyasa @Branicemercy]

@jefftush00 How ?

[Stephen Mutoro @smutoro]

Dear Hon @KuriaKimaniMP: COFEK was duly scheduled to appear in the National Assembly’s public participation exercise on the Finance Bill 2026. We have since learnt that the proceedings have been relocated from Parliament Buildings to Glee Hotel [[owned by one Ms Mary Wambui Mungai who is public domain that she doesn’t pay her taxes] along the Northern Bypass, a privately-owned commercial establishment.

We formally decline to appear at any venue outside Parliament or its designated public facilities, and state our legal grounds as follows:

1.Constitutional Breach — Article 118 of the Constitution obligates Parliament to facilitate public participation in an open and accessible manner. Relocating proceedings to a private hotel, without public notice explaining the circumstances, fatally undermines this constitutional mandate and creates conditions that are neither neutral nor accessible to all stakeholders.
2.Conflict of Interest — Directing public funds to a private hospitality venue raises immediate questions of procurement propriety under the Public Finance Management Act and the Public Procurement and Asset Disposal Act. Where the proprietor of that establishment faces unresolved tax compliance questions, the conflict is compounded.
3.Wasteful Expenditure — Parliament has at its disposal Bunge Towers, procured at public expense for precisely such legislative business. Bypassing this public infrastructure to pay commercial rates at a private hotel constitutes wasteful and irregular expenditure contrary to Article 201(d) of the Constitution.
4.Interference with Public Participation — The last-minute venue change, without adequate notice to all registered participants, effectively disenfranchises stakeholders and taints the integrity of the Finance Bill 2026 public participation process. Any legislative outcome premised on a flawed process is legally vulnerable to constitutional challenge.

TAKE NOTICE that COFEK reserves its right to petition the High Court to nullify any proceedings conducted under these irregular circumstances, and to seek orders compelling Parliament to conduct genuine, Constitution-compliant public participation. Be accordingly and severally informed @HonWetangula @NAssemblyKE @NACommitteeKE @Senate_KE @HonAmasonKingi @KIMANIICHUNGWAH @Aaroncheruiyot @EACCKenya @katibainstitute @OkiyaOmtatah @ckanjama @lawsocietykenya @PPRAKenya

[Chess Allan @chessallan]

Is the fee one off or annual?

[CHOBOS™ @SangKip4]

For you to own a custom number plate here are the requirements

1. The motor vehicle must be registered in the applicant’s name

2. Civilian-registered vehicles are eligible; this process does not apply to Public Service Vehicles (PSV) or commercial vehicles

3. A written request letter for the custom plate and a copy of the original logbook

Application Process:

Log in to the NTSA TIMS portal.

Select "Vehicle Registration" and then "Personalized Plate".

Upload the necessary documents (request letter and logbook).

Await NTSA approval and payment notification.

Pay the required fees.

Custom Names Ksh 1,000,000.

Special Plates (Specific Digits) Ksh 30,750.

Prohibited Names: The customized name cannot be derogatory, promote violence, or relate to political parties.

N/B:

Once issued the customized plate cannot be transferred to another party.

[Chess Allan @chessallan]

@FatrasBa @WilliamsRuto You Kipwaiting!

[Chess Allan @chessallan]

If he is not your type ,neither is his money!

[Becky. @BeckyKadu]

@georgediano This is so wrong. Not at any point did you condemn the killer.
You should be on the forefront telling the public to respect NO as an answer. Whether a man spend 1 million shilling on a woman and she says no, he needs to respect that.
There are other ways to seek redress

[Chess Allan @chessallan]

Egg on the face!
Lovely scenes

[Fredrick Okango @fokango]

Politics, at its core, is a game of negotiation. The results will show soon. “Breaking the table” if not on it is not how to build PAWA. Thank you, Kisumu, for maintaining peace. everyone is chasing PAWA, just don’t be misled about who is truly negotiating for you and who is simply performing.

[Chess Allan @chessallan]

Right there is the issue.
You saw the donkey , but somehow the boda guy did not!

[jeff mwanginde @jeffmwanginde]

@KijanayaKabras Anjali haina kinga but....juzi tu as I was driving,I watched donkey cross the road abruptly and an incoming motorbike ghafla binvuu the bike guy alilima donkey head on, luckily I was not speeding and there was no vehicle behind.

[Levi Munyeri @LeviMunyeri]

@RobertAlai Bro, with this kind of folly you should be banned from voting and mating.

[Chess Allan @chessallan]

Zero obviously!

[Dr. Dismas Ombuya, PhD. @real_dismas]

@eddiebutita @MurabulaBen This is indeed a very concerning story. Could you kindly share what the outcome of the meeting was? What are you people intending to do?

[Chess Allan @chessallan]

@ayub_brian @glennotiende Hii wamekataa kata kata kusoma!

[Chess Allan @chessallan]

If he is not your type , then his money is not your kind of money!

[ℓιѕн мιηαנ🧜 @lishminaj]

@glennotiende I hope one day most of you will learn. You are NOT entitled to someone life. Peace ✌🏽

[ANTÖNÓVIĆH @di_Morii]

@glennotiende @kichwa_ I detest GBV as well as I hate con people.

[Chess Allan @chessallan]

Uwongo! You had 60k+ in your account , spent fare and time to withdraw 150/-?
Never happened

[Shadow @makhaspa]

@Ochorakot Kuna kamoja kalikataa nsiwithdraw 150bob kwa counter kimadharau sana in a certain bank.. so i decided to punish her by withdrawing 60k in change, nanikatoa my 150 n returned the rest to her gor redeposoting- it felt good seeing her count all there 50s,100s n 200s

[Chess Allan @chessallan]

The land , the buildings etc.
Owner runs it and getting rent.
Carnivore is also part of their property!

[Frantz Fanon @waweru]

Malls are closing down everywhere in NBO but galleria is like doubling its plinth area…what explains iys success?! 🤔🤔🤔🤣🤣