Chess Chat

A chess-based reality show by @Bretton

[Chess Chat @chesschat]

♞: I need backup!
♟: I've got your back!
♟: I've got his back!
♟: And I've got his! Who's got me?
♚: Me…but if things go sour I'm outta here

[Chess Chat @chesschat]

♚: Looks like we've got ourselves a good ol' fashioned stalemate
♖: Let's play check-and-evade for a few hundred more turns, just to be sure

[Chess Chat @chesschat]

♟: Don't leave me!
♞: Sorry, gotta protect the Queen; you know how it is
♟: I thought we were friends
♞: You're worth 1 point
♟: That's cold

[Chess Chat @chesschat]

♙: Sweet, I made it to the other side - time to change genders!

[Chess Chat @chesschat]

♜: What did the black knight say to the white king?
♟: What?
♜: Check! Bwahahaha
♟: That's a lame joke
♜: Yeah...I don't get out much

[Chess Chat @chesschat]

♔: Yo, let's castle up!
♖: Solid - I'm like your Kevin Costner
♔: I will not be King Whitney to your Rook Costner

[Chess Chat @chesschat]

♘: Check - Knight's fork baby!
♜: Dammit - I didn't even get to move
♚: Yeah, sorry about that...we'll, um try to avenge you?

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♟: En passant!
♙: Whaaaaat?
♟: I just totally got you - en passant-style
♙: That's BS
♟: Look it up!

[Chess Chat @chesschat]

♗: Man, this sucks; I can only cover half the board, and my bro just got snaked by a knight...brutal!

[Chess Chat @chesschat]

♙: Yeah, no problem man - just jump right over me
♘: Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell

[Chess Chat @chesschat]

♕: You're lazy - you rarely move & when you do it's only by 1 square
♔: I moved 2 squares yesterday!
♕: Castling doesn't count

[Chess Chat @chesschat]

♜: I feel really boxed in...could someone get this damn pawn outta my way?
♟: Hey!

[Chess Chat @chesschat]

♙: Get outta my face, jerk
♟: Why don't you step one square to the side and say that to my diagonal!
♙: You first