DNA is really so crazy, have y'all heard that story about the woman who had a baby with her husband and when he got a DNA test done he wasn't the father the mother insisted he was the dad so much so that they repeated the test numerous times the couple got divorced and the man refused tor be in the child's life it later came out based off the DNA results that he wasn't the father but the uncle of the child which was impossible because he was an only child after a more extensive DNA test they found out the husband was actually a chimera which essentially means he had a twin brother that he ate in utero essentially absorbing his DNA. So basically the unborn, twin brother was the father even though the husband bore the child.
After they were done with activities only meant for married people, the guy collected her phone, pretended to be watching pictures and then lied to her he wanted to go buy drinks at the bar. Na so my guy japa.
So I went to deliver some paintings to a client who owns a hotel. As I was wrestling my canvases out of the car, I spotted this smallie by the gate looking stranded and about to start crying ๐.
I enquired and discovered she came to the hotel with a guy she met that very day.