your friendly neighborhood uncle 🫡

my friends call me chester or chuck.

🎅♐☕💙🍣
music, movies, mayhem. they/she/he.

[your friendly neighborhood uncle 🫡 @chesterfarts]

I love where I live.

(Check out my lil seagull friends!)

[your friendly neighborhood uncle 🫡 @chesterfarts]

CHICAGO 🚑🚒🚓
#ChicagoSeasonFinale

[your friendly neighborhood uncle 🫡 @chesterfarts]

@smolgirlmikaela DJ Abilities still tours occasionally. I see him whenever he comes up to Duluth.

[your friendly neighborhood uncle 🫡 @chesterfarts]

@TopangaRainbows I will! ❤️

He knows I'm 2 hours away so his text trying to tell me while not telling me was cute.
"I don't want you to worry but I don't want to lie. I just got home from the ER but I'm FINE! I'll see you when you get home!"

Not waiting 3 more hours for the story, babe. 😩

[your friendly neighborhood uncle 🫡 @chesterfarts]

I've been helping my friend with her wild mushroom classes again, and this time while we're out of town, my boyfriend informs me that he just got bit on the face by a dog. 15 stitches. But "don't worry babe, I'm fine".

AHHHH. 😳🙃😭😭😭

[your friendly neighborhood uncle 🫡 @chesterfarts]

I'm wearing a F1RST Wrestling shirt in Minneapolis for the first time in like two years and no one has said a thing to me yet. 😭😭

[your friendly neighborhood uncle 🫡 @chesterfarts]

Might I also add "Okie doke" usually means "fuckin ALRIGHT I GUESS"

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Phrases that indicate a Midwesterner is fighting for their life:

“Living the dream” = kindly push me off a grain elevator

“All good no worries” = not good, so many worries

“Hanging in there” = by the tiniest thread

[your friendly neighborhood uncle 🫡 @chesterfarts]

@Vheiissu @drpepperdalton It's super nice! I like it.

[your friendly neighborhood uncle 🫡 @chesterfarts]

Have any of my Minneapolis friends ever been to Cloudland???

[your friendly neighborhood uncle 🫡 @chesterfarts]

@drpepperdalton We're seeing a punk band from the Netherlands, I guess? Lol I'm excited, either way.

[your friendly neighborhood uncle 🫡 @chesterfarts]

@drpepperdalton I'm on E Lake and 36th!

[your friendly neighborhood uncle 🫡 @chesterfarts]

@drpepperdalton Pretty sure I'm in Minneapolis right now. I feel close to Balentine???? But let me double check.

[your friendly neighborhood uncle 🫡 @chesterfarts]

@Vheiissu She used to say super racist shit to Tamika ALL THE TIME at the bars. I fucking hate that bitch.

[your friendly neighborhood uncle 🫡 @chesterfarts]

@SocksUnterShoes Duluth Harbor Monsters is our team

[Dark Side of the Ring @DarkSideOfRing]

1 HOUR AWAY 🔥

Until the premiere of Season 5’s “The Life and Legends of Harley Race”

TONIGHT at 10pm on @vicetv. #darksideofthering

[your friendly neighborhood uncle 🫡 @chesterfarts]

The Good RX price for my meds today was almost 75% off. I don't know how. All I know is I got my fucking meds!

[your friendly neighborhood uncle 🫡 @chesterfarts]

You know when you run hard and fast for a while and your legs get jello-y and sore? I've cried so much this weekend that my FACE feels like that. Ya boi cried a mf marathon. No April Fools. 🙃😅😅

[your friendly neighborhood uncle 🫡 @chesterfarts]

I'm unmedicated and my brain is bad. My safe stand by thought is my pets, since my brain can't just be quiet. Unmedicated thinking of pets just makes me dwell on the dead ones and when/how they died.

[your friendly neighborhood uncle 🫡 @chesterfarts]

QT with a celebrity you've been told you look like

[your friendly neighborhood uncle 🫡 @chesterfarts]

@actionanderson Minneapolis location, I assume? I was at the one by my house in Duluth. Both are great places.

[your friendly neighborhood uncle 🫡 @chesterfarts]

I went out to a local show last night at Pizza Lucé, and stayed out entirely too late and woke up drunk today with sore feet from stomping so much.
The bf has decided that he wants to go to a Lucé show tonight.
Pizza instead of booze tonight, me thinks. 😅