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@shanermmmmmmmm will be publicly hung along with partner in crime @Petestewar5000 after their actions. We have offered therapy to all of the victims. Upon searching, extra crimes were found of the both. Shane raped @NickEh30 and @Tyron_Edwards06 in their “tight little holes”

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LEAVE ME AND MY FAMILY ALONE 😡

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Chesterfield FC are delighted to announce the permanent signing of former loanee Andrew Dallas.

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We have had to suspend our first summer signing @Petestewar5000, after it was found out that him and @shanermmmmmmmm have been sexually abusing, threatening and grooming @Tyron_Edwards06 @O5Arch @ejll____ @NickAspin4 and @LRbix into acts of which they didn’t want to partake.

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Dallas has been spotted in a hotel wearing Chesterfield merch. He was seen entering Shane Waddington’s room, who they were also joined by Nick Aspin and underage Dagenham fan Arch for a gay orgy. Pete Stewart was the organiser of this event and we will be investigating thoroughly

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We are gutted to announce that Chesterfield supporter Shane Waddington has been bought back to life. The veteran passed away on Monday, however @LRbix collected his reboot card and rebooted him at the Technique Stadium. 😞

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Chesterfield FC are delighted to announce the death of veteran fan Shane Waddington, following his passing on Monday afternoon.

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When questioned about his famous twitter feud with Chesterfield fan Shane Waddington, he said “It’s a real shame there are still homophobes out there, him being one of them, he can bow down to me when I score later this season as an apology, I do love boys on their knees”

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When interviewed, Pete stated “Im really thankful to come and play for such a massive club. I won’t have to play infront of 3 fans anymore like at Dagenham, so that’s a massive plus”. “A big motive was the pay rise, a good bit of money for me and my boyfriend to enjoy”

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Please welcome our latest singing, joining us from Dagenham and Redbridge, Pete Stewart.