@shanermmmmmmmm will be publicly hung along with partner in crime @Petestewar5000 after their actions. We have offered therapy to all of the victims. Upon searching, extra crimes were found of the both. Shane raped @NickEh30 and @Tyron_Edwards06 in their “tight little holes”
We have had to suspend our first summer signing @Petestewar5000, after it was found out that him and @shanermmmmmmmm have been sexually abusing, threatening and grooming @Tyron_Edwards06 @O5Arch@ejll____@NickAspin4 and @LRbix into acts of which they didn’t want to partake.
Dallas has been spotted in a hotel wearing Chesterfield merch. He was seen entering Shane Waddington’s room, who they were also joined by Nick Aspin and underage Dagenham fan Arch for a gay orgy. Pete Stewart was the organiser of this event and we will be investigating thoroughly
We are gutted to announce that Chesterfield supporter Shane Waddington has been bought back to life. The veteran passed away on Monday, however @LRbix collected his reboot card and rebooted him at the Technique Stadium. 😞
When questioned about his famous twitter feud with Chesterfield fan Shane Waddington, he said “It’s a real shame there are still homophobes out there, him being one of them, he can bow down to me when I score later this season as an apology, I do love boys on their knees”
When interviewed, Pete stated “Im really thankful to come and play for such a massive club. I won’t have to play infront of 3 fans anymore like at Dagenham, so that’s a massive plus”. “A big motive was the pay rise, a good bit of money for me and my boyfriend to enjoy”