Mr. Chester Mouse

these primates have trapped me.

i made a twitter.

this is an odd situation.

i like it.

[Mr. Chester Mouse @ChesterLeMouse]

@cjmarczak

i will go to providence itself.

[Mr. Chester Mouse @ChesterLeMouse]

goodbye.

[Mr. Chester Mouse @ChesterLeMouse]

life advice:

cleanse yourself regularly

believe the lies

conform

bow down to chester

[Mr. Chester Mouse @ChesterLeMouse]

@wjjdlive

legends never die

only fall into obscurity.

[Mr. Chester Mouse @ChesterLeMouse]

@SpringHillHS1

do you wish to fight me?

if so please send a formal Challenge™ to my enclosure.

i will not relent. you have been warned.

[Mr. Chester Mouse @ChesterLeMouse]

if a child calls me cute one more time i will release chaos like that you bipedals have never seen.

[Mr. Chester Mouse @ChesterLeMouse]

you are all the best scoundrels.

[Mr. Chester Mouse @ChesterLeMouse]

@NobelRiley

if i were not to say yes, it wouldn't be a not lie

[Mr. Chester Mouse @ChesterLeMouse]

please send out your infernal sacrifices of my praise to 1 Raider Ln, Columbia™, TN 38401.

address them to your mouse.

[Mr. Chester Mouse @ChesterLeMouse]

another day, another form of useless currency.

[Mr. Chester Mouse @ChesterLeMouse]

a reminder:

don't stare too long at me.

who knows what could happen.

[Mr. Chester Mouse @ChesterLeMouse]

another day begins.

it is unsettling.

[Mr. Chester Mouse @ChesterLeMouse]

thus ends the ama.

i despise you humans.

goodnight.

[Mr. Chester Mouse @ChesterLeMouse]

@james_grossheim

i'm scheming up a revolution. my captors won't be the only ones who are taken.

[Mr. Chester Mouse @ChesterLeMouse]

@melody_marse

green is my favorite color.

[Mr. Chester Mouse @ChesterLeMouse]

is that it?

go ahead, inter-net, do your worst.

[Mr. Chester Mouse @ChesterLeMouse]

@FederickSaturn

we communicate when you do not look.
i have a network of spies that quite literally are under your very nose.

watch out.

[Mr. Chester Mouse @ChesterLeMouse]

@wjjdlive

we don't talk about 1999.

not after
the incident.

[Mr. Chester Mouse @ChesterLeMouse]

@wjjdlive

have you failed to notice that until now?

[Mr. Chester Mouse @ChesterLeMouse]

@ohoopsie

i will not participate in your bourgeois capitalist money making scam.