chester van

Not all who wander are lost but I sure as hell am

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

Okay shut down golf courses too

[chester van @chestervancan]

Subtle bathroom cleaner advertisement

[Jack Innanen Updates @jackinupdates]

Jack Innanen stuns in new mirror selfie (via Instagram stories)

[fran @gutsfan4]

how your day feels when you’re going to the theater later in the evening

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

can't stop smiling in inappropriate situations forgive me father for i have grinned

[Cornelius Webster @DONTEVENGOLOL]

getting an adderall prescription so i can interrupt women faster and talk over them louder

[cloudy ☁️ @cloudyweatheryy]

BECAUSE I LITERALLY CANT FUCKING TURN IT OFF

[BR⚢KE @BabblingBrookeA]

roommate purchased a smartphone-sized slab of obsidian and has been holding it instead of her phone to reduce screentime

[Capitol City Turn-Based Intelligence Center @inthesamedevice]

she could tend bar in richmond

[april @yogurtslop3]

lots of people ask me what keeps getting me out of bed in the morning despite it all. and the answer is actually quite simple! i gotta pee

[ellie @sansaawinehouse]

Why they would continue to employ a man who laughed about raping a woman’s corpse but okay!

[Maxance Vincent @MaxFromQuebec]

because a desolate Earth can't look *visually interesting*, right?

[Butlerian Jihad🍉 @Baudib1]

Luigi should have inspired 10,000
copycats. The fact that he didn’t is an indictment of the cucked American people. Everyone saw the power of it. Not a single aspect of Western civilization should survive, not one. The cruelty, the commodification of everything.

[Robin Tran 🏳️‍⚧️ @robintran04]

I believe her when she says she’s a woman but why would the WNBA draft her?

[30 degrees @30degreez]

#freeluigi

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

You’ll already be Suicidal and then it will be 80% Humidity Outside

[hunter @3gpmh]

ever since i was a little kid i knew i wanted to go missing or die after an argument so the other person would feel bad

[chester van @chestervancan]

@a_menos_que you're in luck

[Gizmo 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @basedgizmo]

Dig up Dobby’s corpse and kill him again

[Grover @Grover]

Your dreams are within reach! If you have trouble grasping them, try waving your arms really fast to get their attention.