Chestnut Walnut

Chestnut Walnut is an international defense tech, cyber security & TV production company. Our mission: preserve US global Hegemony & create television & film

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the Oscars should be held at Bagram air base in Afghanistan, hosted by Sylvester Stallone and featuring a live execution Chuck Todd

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Chestnut Walnut is teaming up with Jack Ryan and Omaze to tackle police reform by creating a real robocop who has to watch a dvd about de-escalation

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BREAKING: Olay skin care brand launches preemptive first strike on Iranian forces in Iraq

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Chestnut Walnut secures contract for surface to air missile systems for Vatican City

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Exciting news! Chestnut walnut is developing a new series for Disney called AIRCRAFT CARRIER MAN it’s about a robot super hero (voiced by George Tenet) born and rased on the USS Gerald Ford. The show follows the missions and dating life of a robot who lives on a aircraft carrier

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Iranian boats spotted off the cost of Wisconsin on Father’s Day. We need a Great Lakes aircraft carrier the USS Donald E Stephens

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We are working with kraft cheese to develop a parmesan that ages faster and useing that same bio technology to rapidly grow soldiers in the lab.

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Chestnut Walnut has acquired the contract from the Pussy Posse to install a guided missile system on Leonardo DiCaprio’s yacht

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Wish we could kill osama everyday

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General David Petraeus Working Out

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Chestnut walnut is working with Kellogg Brown & Root to develop a “Snapchat for the battlefield” where “premium civilian subscribers” can give orders to soldiers on the ground in Afghanistan using face filters from the avengers franchise.

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This is RICK he gets groceries from trunks for elderly women and he can shoot down a Iranian helicopter

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That feeling when the crew of Canadan navel ship HMCS Charlottetown visits the Nasdaq

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Chestnut walnut to open improv training center in the pentagon

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We are genetically engineering cows that have less beautiful eyes so they are easyer to eat.

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Chestnut Walnut is excited to announce our new Tv project “5G wars” for CBS! It’s a tv show about telecom spokespeople who secretly “jack in” to “cyberspace” to fight Chinese hackers in “digital battlegrounds” to win the European contracts for new 5G networks.

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Thank you Mr Gotti

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About to start our table read for session 4 of Titus!

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@riverofartament @JosephPera Thank you for your interest in Chestnut Walnut

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Chestnut walnut is teaming up with instagram to develop a photo sharing app for the battlefield.