Cait

They don’t allow you to have bees in here.

[Cait @chestrockweII]

Daisy update: she had surgery last Wednesday, her first checkup on Saturday, and another checkup still to come this Thursday - but she’s recovering super well and taking her meds and her cone like a tiny champ!! (not being allowed outside is another matter entirely)

[Cait @chestrockweII]

Literally so grateful for the fact that my boss is such a gossip and also head of comms so i get to know all company secrets before anyone else

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Having a "Mayor from Jaws Summer" where I recklessly endanger the lives of everyone around me but pull off some really incredible outfits

[Cait @chestrockweII]

Need a cruel and sexy older woman like Deborah Vance

[Cait @chestrockweII]

Huuuge shout out to my landlord for calling as I left work to tell me my home was on fire and it was on the news with no additional information, leading me to sprint home sobbing only to find the fire had been put out more than an hour before and my beloved pets are fine

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The BBC has revealed Russia has been setting up fake far-right and Islamist groups in the UK to stoke division

Operatives paid people to vandalise mosques, spread extremist propaganda and inflame tensions after the Southport riots

[Fin 🐈 @AgathasSapphic]

don’t need to ever watch Final Destination because I have OCD intrusive visuals. there is nothing that franchise can come up with that my brain hasn’t played for me already. my mind is the Final Destination

[lillee ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @stvrgvzvr]

hunter biden, do you like bbws?

[Cait @chestrockweII]

@yourdeeprest Sorry but he is right

[Cait @chestrockweII]

@yourdeeprest God he’s so beautiful. He looks like this :3

[kim @imkimlol]

need my boobs jiggled

[Vee @scratchthatout]

holy fuck i'm logging off i hate this fucking evil trend of pro-rape freaks

[Cait @chestrockweII]

Genuinely and truly repulsed by the boldness of creeps and rapists and enablers lately but I guess that’s the world we live in!

[Cait @chestrockweII]

Her best friends aren’t stopping her having a good time, they’re stopping creepy rapey fucking weirdos like you who won’t take no for an answer

[Cait @chestrockweII]

Suddenly I’m strongly recalling telling a man to fuck off and being called a fridge and a cockblock in a club despite the fact that my friend had told him several times that she was in a relationship and not interested. But you guys never seem to mention that part!!!

[Mr Cominos @nicks_dad44]

Her best friend at the bar when you introduce yourself

[Cait @chestrockweII]

They are so fucking pathetic. It’s unbearable. I can’t go one minute without having to hear lie upon lie upon lie because there’s no truth that would excuse this utterly spineless, disingenuous behaviour. Get a fucking GRIPPPPPPP

[Cait @chestrockweII]

oh SHUT UP. Why is the new terf thing to romanticise absolutely fucking standard spaces as spiritual centres of some kind of womanly healing? What are you TALKING ABOUT? You’re unashamedly making things up to exclude women who are already being mistreated from every angle

[Cait @chestrockweII]

I hate that I’m unable to make decisions that hurt me in the short term for my own benefit in the long term. And I don’t know how to become the type of person who is able to put wellbeing above short-term gratification

[Cait @chestrockweII]

Having perhaps THE most vulnerable job to AI is more anxiety-inducing than I can possibly say :)

[charlotte.❤️‍🔥 @kingofcomedys]

VERY excited to present a rare screening of The Caddy (1953) at @CinemaMuseum this July! Come along to (hear me yap about my favourite subject and) celebrate the 80th anniversary of Martin and Lewis!
🎟️🎟️tickets available now: https://t.co/SKyPJJdN2d🎟️🎟️