Sha

im chill but im also cool

[Sha @ChetDerpley]

Ex Girlfriend who I haven’t talked to in 6 years: posts that she’s pregnant

Me: I guess it’s really over then

[Sha @ChetDerpley]

@BarstoolLurch Provisions - turkey Terrific. It’s mouth sex (without genitals)

[Sha @ChetDerpley]

@BarstoolLurch My top 3

[Sha @ChetDerpley]

@WholesomeMeme @BarstoolLurch us + Mr Scott

[The Onion @TheOnion]

That’s It For The Onion’s Coverage, Our Reporters Have All Killed Themselves

[judy hilarious @sagebeatlove_]

He look like a romantic Darkwing Duck.

[Sha @ChetDerpley]

I hate sports

[Sha @ChetDerpley]

Cardoso is Wilt Chamberlain - someone needs to get her in foul trouble or Iowa is fucked

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Joe Pesci’s run from 1990-1995

- Goodfellas (90)
- Home Alone (90)
- JFK (91)
- My Cousin Vinny (92)
- Home Alone 2 (92)
- A Bronx Tale (93)
- Casino (95)

Absolutely Legendary Heater

[UN OCHA Sudan @UNOCHA_Sudan]

After nearly 6⃣ months of fighting in #Sudan,

⚠️5.6M people displaced
⚠️19M children out of school; exposed to abuse & recruitment into armed groups
⚠️@MSF-supported hospital in Omdurman hit
⚠️Response plan 33.5 per cent funded

More🔗https://t.co/1ymPKbVwpg

[Sha @ChetDerpley]

Sports r so sick

[CBS Sports @CBSSports]

“DID WE JUST SEE WHAT WE THINK WE JUST SAW?!”

Kevin Harlan nearly FELL OUT OF HIS CHAIR. Dan Bonner and @realStanVG were STUNNED.

The crew’s reaction to Furman’s dramatic win over Virginia was incredible.

[Sha @ChetDerpley]

@BarstoolLurch Duke is the way.

[Paolo Banchero @Pp_doesit]

them boys not gon make tha tournament🤣🤣🤣😔

[Memphis Depay @Memphis]

Lotta bark, no bite.

[Sha @ChetDerpley]

Shark tank pitch:

A salesman of normal looking eyes operating specifically near Mike Vrabels house

[@justin.things @justin_things_]

I don't even wanna trick-or-treat anymore 😞

[rico @somethinglovely]

after sending the most depressing worrying text to my friends

[P.E. Moskowitz @_pem_pem]

canceling plans is not ok. putting yourself first is not ok. nothing is ok. you should always feel guilty about yourself. you should always assume you are disappointing someone. you are a bad person.