katie🍭

[katie🍭 @chethanxluvr]

I can’t play solitaire anymore because I get really addicted to it to the point where I start playing in my head when I’m trying to fall asleep and I stay up for hours playing solitaire in my head

[katie🍭 @chethanxluvr]

Trying to create a tornado in my house by moving my hand in a circle really fast

[katie🍭 @chethanxluvr]

I wish I was a vampire

[katie🍭 @chethanxluvr]

I wish Rush Limbaugh could die again

[katie🍭 @chethanxluvr]

if i’m not supposed to pick my nose then why does my finger fit so perfectly in there

[katie🍭 @chethanxluvr]

my boyfriend said i’m a lot like bobby hill and you know what that’s okay

[katie🍭 @chethanxluvr]

been walking around with my fly down all morning @ work and no one said a word. it’s so awesome being me and living the life i live

[katie🍭 @chethanxluvr]

What’s so bad about peeing in the shower

[Vivet Ramaswamy @bamfartgera]

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[Vivet Ramaswamy @bamfartgera]

A good friend of mine was unfortunately killed over the weekend he was a father and an incredibly talented person if you’d like to help w funeral costs I’m gonna put the gofundme below. Rest in peace Aaron

[katie🍭 @chethanxluvr]

sometimes i like to eat dirt and other stuff too

[katie🍭 @chethanxluvr]

i could probably reinvent the wheel

[katie🍭 @chethanxluvr]

Why is Christian Bale british

[katie🍭 @chethanxluvr]

no ice cream in the house.. whatever

[katie🍭 @chethanxluvr]

I love to talk all day at work and not do my job at all

[katie🍭 @chethanxluvr]

I still have a soft spot on my head

[katie🍭 @chethanxluvr]

Skittles gummies are so fire

[katie🍭 @chethanxluvr]

Im addicted to buying video games im never going to play

[katie🍭 @chethanxluvr]

It’s crazy that you can just join the Marines, find a Japanese wife and live happily ever after