Chet Pooper

handsome little guy

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Everyone I know is getting married and I can't even get a girlfriend

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Women will be fat, ugly, retarded, and a single mom at 20 and expect "princess treatment" and say shit like "looking for my husband"

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I'm debating making a thread of the horrible things I have been subjected to

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"Try Facebook dating, that's where all the hotties":

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Roller derby mom or boomer tik tok dad

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I'm broke, go no bitches, retarded,no free time, no hobbies, smell weird, weak, fat, ugly, a government employee, and this is my story

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@IamTEETHinNIGHT It's going to be mid at best, a little doughy

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Bitches think being "good at making banana bread" it's enough tradwife points to counter their whorish behaviors

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Velo Maleun

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I think this was from PBS frontline, the first time I watched it I genuinely believed it was a parody

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Aura lost

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Imagine Mei Mei from Jujutsu Kaisen giving you a dry hand job

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The only person that wished me a happy birthday was my garmin watch

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I can be trusted

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How come I never get to sit next to the cute white girls on planes

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She will never forget the day I QT her with Sminem

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20 year old women telling me they love older men when they find out I'm 26 is a hard people to swallow

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@dixie_narco Ill wear this on post

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Embracing the Mongolian inside me

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23 year old mothers love to appropriate the term "MILF" to excuse their whorish behavior by appealing to popular culture