Found out my phone has an app where you just type in what you eat and it does all the calories for you. Last night at 2am after work I put in the 35 nachos I ate, the app basically said wtf u ok? and now I feel too much shame to use it anymore.
Life hack: feeling a little drained at the end of the day? Well just like charging your phone, all you need to do is crawl into a microwave and have somebody turn it on. Itll be the best part of your day, probably even your life, guaranteed.
So a bouncer wouldn't let me into a bar last night because my older brother started yelling at me about how many eggs I ate for breakfast the day before. He was let in 20 minutes later...
Who has the best fries in Reading, MA? (If you think it's any other location than these three you are more trash than those half fried potatoes fudruckers tries to pass off as fries)
Things as a kid you think will be very prevalent in daily life but arent: quicksand and volcanic eruptions. Things you didn't think would be prevalent but are: owl themed vanity license plates
Parents had a family meeting to discuss that we need to begin pregaming before going out for family dinners to keep the costs low since buying drinks there has become too expensive
hope you are having a good Xmas eve, my family is currently in a battle with some couple at Texas roadhouse over whether the dog show should be on the tv
These Instagram models out here talking about how fit they are, girl please I got DDR extreme revolution 2 ready to go and I guarentee you couldn't go toe to toe with me