Alex Wanjohi

We are not all equals,but for two instances; before the eyes of Jah and when on a porcelain seat.

[Alex Wanjohi @cheupez]

@JamesKWaNjeri Gearing up I see.

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

So good to see Kammy on top form last night. ❤️💪

[Sachin Jose @Sachinettiyil]

As reported by The Pillar, Archbishop Fulton Sheen is expected to be formally beatified in September. His lectures inspired thousands to convert to Catholicism, including individuals who had previously adhered to communism.

[Lucy Connolly @LucyTCWife]

I laughed so much at this. This is my life. 🙈😂

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

This guy deserves an Oscar

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

It was only ever Arsenal.

A boyhood Gooner, our new number 10 – welcome home, Ebere ❤️

[KBC Channel 1 News @KBCChannel1]

COLD AS HAIL

July cold season is here with us

An upsurge of upper respiratory illnesses recorded in hospitals

Kenyans cautioned to stay warm

#LegendsEdition ^RW

[Alex Wanjohi @cheupez]

@ombachi13 A VAR check should have been called for that rugby tackle on 0.23

[National Assembly KE @NAssemblyKE]

The National Assembly has approved the Budget Policy Statement (BPS) for the financial year 2025/2026.

The House has also made the following Financial Resolutions with respect to the BPS-

(i) The National Government budget ceiling will be approved at Kshs. 2,523,474,081,480;

Of which:
1) Executive Kshs. 2,447,236,081,480
Of which: Office of the Auditor General Kshs. 8,652,200,000

2) Parliament Kshs. 49,488,200,000

3) Judiciary Kshs. 26,749,800,000

(ii) The allocation to County Government Equitable Share be approved at Kshs.405,069,420,197;

(iii) the allocation to the Equalization Fund be set at Kshs. 7,852,814,725;

(iv)Approves that, the arrears to the Equalization Fund be set at Kshs. 2,747,185,275;

(v) Approves that, the allocation for the County Government Additional Allocations be approved at Kshs. 69,802,409,623 as per the Third Schedule to the Report, which shall form the basis for the County Government Additional Allocations Bill for the FY 2025/2026;

(vi)Approves that, the allocation for the public participation initiatives be approved at Kshs. 3,000,000,000; 

(c) The First and Second Schedules to the Report form the basis for the ceilings for the FY 2025/2026 Budget Estimates;

(d) Once approved by the House, these recommendations SHALL form the basis for FY 2025/2026 Budget Estimates.

🔗For details check out the First and Second Schedule in this afternoon's Order Paper

https://t.co/9BBhmOt3mg

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I sometimes use the wrong word, but at least I have the humidity to admit it.

[Quartet Consulting @Quartet_co]

🦅 The Early Bird Gets the SAVINGS! 💰

Tax season is coming—act now to save more! ✅ Stay compliant, avoid penalties, & maximize deductions.

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#TaxSeason #TaxSavings #BusinessSuccess #ComplianceMatters

[Alex Wanjohi @cheupez]

FINALLY

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 TRUMP: “From today forward, it will be the official policy of the United States to recognize only two genders: male and female.”

FINALLY.

[Nichole Wischoff @NWischoff]

In hindsight, peak woke was when startups were renaming their monthly all hands meetings to all hearts because not everyone has hands. Good riddance.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I fully endorse President Trump and hope for his rapid recovery

[Ad Professor @The_AdProfessor]

The 20 funniest ads of all time:

1. Bible App

[Arnold @arnoldi254]

Kenyan Biniam Girmay makes history as the first African rider to win a Tour de France stage!

[Henry Kabogo 💧 ❄ 🇰🇪 @Kabogo_Henry]

They can fund the useless capacity building seminars but can not give LOANS to support Manufacturing in Africa..Useless is just useless!
~ Museveni ~ 🫶🏾🫶🏾

[FootballFunnys @FootballFunnnys]

Perfect 😂

[Alex Wanjohi @cheupez]

Arteta Out. #FULARS

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Dean Bhebhe: There is no authentic approach to how we want to tackle the climate crisis. It is a short-sighted aspiration to conclude that we are going into COP28 with a united voice while less than 50% of African leaders were represented at the Summit #DayBreak @serfine_achieng