cheyenne edwards

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[d 🪬’s love island @girlidkusername]

love island usa:

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

Ever since I was a little girl I always knew I wanted to play the role of Wife Who Aggressively Lotions Her Body While Having A Conversation With Her Husband At Bedtime

[doomer @uncledoomer]

why are you as a man cutting yourself?

hit the oil rig, retard

[Tommy O’Dwyer @TommyOKid]

It’s like a pup cup for retarded people

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @Hyeyunie]

I love my friends but I’ll open that reel whenever I get to it

[rina @urrrinal]

a nice romantic walk where i crash into u every time we turn a corner bc i have no fuckin idea where i'm going

[ringworm @prawn_meat]

sort a to z... great. now show me z to a. interesting. let me see oldest to newest

[hamsta @goobygirl2]

please don’t ever ask me what happened because i will tell you what happened

[Ajibola @4jibola]

either the tables are going to turn or i'm going to flip them.

[cheyenne edwards @chevybenson]

@MayMayspeaks Some of you sound actually so stupid

[cheyenne edwards @chevybenson]

@olandriababyyyy amaya would take it home even if she was single bye

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Yeah I know brushing your teeth at night is like a 2 minute low effort chore with enormous payoff but in a much more significant way it’s like being killed with 100 hammers

[cheyenne edwards @chevybenson]

@Tatertotzsz i think they make them sit around for at least a bit, i’m not 100% sure tho!

[бека @philiprothhead]

A loving, slightly too old for me boyfriend was promised to me 4,000 years ago

[Gülce @exitsenses]

I’m like a disney princess but instead of squirrels and bluebirds I attract schizophrenics and alcoholics and the unmedicated

[A ৻ꪆ @doemisu]

Sorry I only date people I have a lot of coincidences with