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twenty2 | incubus | wannabe alt boy | 6’0 | 18+ MDNI | started as a nsfwtwt thing; now i’m just posting unfiltered thoughts 🎀

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————— i bite and chew —————
• he/they
• bi and poly
• switch (lean top)
• into a whole lot, and am willing to try most once, and kink/fetish friendly
• i try to make concepts
• vampires, demons, & toys (human or not)
•if you are a minor, pedo, or zoo, please gtfo

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I wanna suck dick!!

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@jxybirdie blue is my “depends / could be”

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getting high has gotten me into a breeding mood more recently

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and apparently going to college for 5 years doesn’t beat being 16 and related to a manager. i love knowing kids in sweatshops are making more than me then getting barraged by my parents for not trying. fuck my fucking chud life.

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fuck the fucking job market. i’m doing what feels like everything i can from my end of things and when im still not getting a job im “lazy”, “unmotivated”, or “you get out what you put in so you must not be putting in”. im sorry i dont want to work $8/h with a bachelors degree.

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I have applied to 40+ places in the past month and gotten nothing. i have had three interviews in the past 6 months and one was for an unpaid internship. the last new job i had i got fired after 2 days and replaced by the manager’s niece. it’s not what you know its who you know

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love the fact i have a ba in psych and i still can’t get a fucking entry level job. will this be the third year in a row i work at a place that hires felons along with 16y/os ? maybe! cuz at least ill know they’ll take me. fuck my fucking chud life i wasted 5 years of my life

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i wish i knew how to quit them

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and for some fucking reason they *unblocked* me on snapchat, cuz now it recommends that i add them as a friend. wtaf. what do they want out of me. mind reading sounds so nice rn.

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i keep my insta story perpetually have something on it in the small fraction of a chance that they might miss me and view it once. it’s not healthy. i’ve tried to forget them but then i have dreams of them, so i said fuck it, itll probs stop one day. until then i miss them

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being genderfluid is weird with gym and hormone shit cuz it’s like “hrm, should i go to gym today to get a bigger ass (lower dominant frame) or get a bigger top; and the same w hormones like “hm should i start raloxifene to get more fem and lose upper gym progress or not. fml

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@jxybirdie oo need to retake

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cool fact for businesses, there is a 0% chance i will buy your item if you use ai for the product or the advertising. lots of other people feel this way. so many fucking extra customers by just not wasting water and being a lazy pos.

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do yall think magnus carlson is really that good at chess or is he just like really lucky

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absolutely amazing twitter update

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just matched w a fine ass person on hinge who seems to be mentally stable and have good interests and is open to something serious . please lord in heaven don’t let me mess this up

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@froufrousam mambani has good taste ig

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@froufrousam no fucking way

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what are YOU doing here

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@garfieldlover48 was this during a pump ? or just fucking how you’re built atp?