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Crom laughs at your four winds!

[chewbeauca @chewbeauca]

@JohnnyGiunta_ Who? Oh, that guy that used to play for the Orioles. Whatever happened to him?

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

Look what we got here... it's a box all the way from British Columbia!

The BC Lions of the CFL are some of the most fun football you'll ever watch... and they got a heck of a QB!

Thank you Coach Pierce and the @BCLions for this awesome box!!

[Kevin Nealon @kevin_nealon]

When my son was 10, he recognized that I was an older father and he was not happy about that, and I never considered that.

I walked into his bedroom one night, I could tell he'd been crying, puffy eyes, tears stained cheek. And I go, what's going on, buddy? Because I don't know his name. I’m never home.

My son said, I've just been thinking, I'm 10 now and you're 63. When I'm 20. You're gonna be 73. When I'm 30. You'll be 83. You won’t be around for a lot of my life. I said. Buddy buddy, buddy. What's his fucking name. I said I’ll be around for a long time. Don't you worry about that.

I'll be around when you graduate. I'll be around when you get married, when you have kids, I’ll be around for all that stuff. You just gotta make it happen in the next four years. Otherwise, yeah, you're probably right. I won't be around. He said, no, I'm serious. Dad.

Dad? he doesn't know my name either.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

The van scene from Home Alone was shot at 4:30 AM and was completely improvised and it ended up being one of the funniest scenes in the movie.

Two Canadian comedy icons.

Rest in peace, Catherine O'Hara. Rest in peace, John Candy.

[chewbeauca @chewbeauca]

@cspotweet This one hurts! She is my queen of comedy. The best!

[chewbeauca @chewbeauca]

@SNKenReid @Liams_Hockey @WHAHOCKEY7279 @hockeyfights Denis Bonvie!

[Dylanfks @TrixyKC58]

In honor of Joe!

🎁*Appreciation* Day Giveaway🎁

Winner Announced Sunday

🔥 Wayne Gretzky psa 8

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[Dan Tencer @dantencer]

ROLLER COASTER!!!!

Absolutely no clue how that 4th quarter happened. Truly, truly shocked.

YES!

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

THE CARDIAC BEARS STRIKE AGAIN

[chewbeauca @chewbeauca]

@dantencer I WANT TO BARF!!!!

[chewbeauca @chewbeauca]

@dantencer I want to barf

[chewbeauca @chewbeauca]

@11Skin Someone needs to duct tape Walman back together really soon.

[Bruce McCulloch @BrucioMcCulloch]

Kathie says GO JAYS GO! #worldseries #kidsinthehall #skitcomedy #bluejays

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Scherzer was so pumped for Yesavage that he started throwing shit

[chewbeauca @chewbeauca]

@JasonGregor And he hits pretty well against lefties. Full time player.

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

Relive the moment George Springer put the @BlueJays on the cusp of the AL Pennant!

[Connor McDavid @cmcdavid97]

Our journey here continues 🧡💙

[chewbeauca @chewbeauca]

@JasonGregor @Sports1440 Nurse 14:48

[Brad Slater @Iwantadonair]

Magic on Ice. #LetsGoOilers

[Made In Canada @MadelnCanada]

This evening, the CN Tower will glow orange and blue in support of the Edmonton Oilers, the final Canadian team in the Stanley Cup Playoffs. 🇨🇦🤝#LetsGoOilers