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Dogs and going to bed early.

[Luke Warford 🚂 @LukeWarfordTX]

My name is Luke Warford and I'm the 33-year-old Democrat running against a corrupt climate-denier who is totally bought and paid for by the oil & gas executives he's supposed to regulate.

We have 47.8K followers.

Can you RT + Follow to help us get to 48K and win this race? 🤠

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Ordering fajitas 🤝 Manspreading

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@nickeldoodle CATS (2019)

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I want a complete remake of #Yellowstone where every truck is replaced by a 2006 Honda Civic.

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I do not understand traffic...can't people just keep driving fast?

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Watching the Olympics is wild. I can’t imagine doing literally anything fast.

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@lunch_enjoyer @acechhh Danny wah

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@DHLUSHelp Thank you! I have DM’d you.

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@DHLUS I got a delivery confirmation but the package has not arrived. Soonest call back time from customer service is in 2 days. Help?

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Much like gas expands to fill the space of its container, I will use every towel available to me in a hotel room.

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Boarding Group C on @SouthwestAir

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Where’s Austin Powers when Austin has no Power @molly__wiley

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I’ve earned $5 in #dogecoin this morning so you can call me the Woof of Wall Street.

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@xGPORTx I just bought $5 in #dogecoin but honestly I have no idea what I’m doing I just like dogs

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I have procrastinated on a task for 4 years and it only has taken me 5 months (and counting) to complete. #401krollover

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Me: people are the worst

Me after seeing this Bernie meme: people are the best

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I would very much like a bracket of the coats Nicole Kidman wore in #TheUndoing and the coats from #InaugurationDay.

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Garth Brooks wearing jeans to the inauguration just gave ammo to every distant relative who insists on wearing jeans to your black tie wedding.

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@SouthwestAir Please consider a text line for passengers to alert flight attendants of people who are repeatedly taking their mask off onboard. I'm sitting next to a woman who can't keep hers on, despite multiple reminder announcements.