cloud

omgggg ur gonna hate meeeee

[cloud @chewmfie]

when hes streaming ffxiv to me and "Puppy Doll - Jenova" messages him "tank u fow cleawing tea fow me dada >w<" so i genuinely wrap my car around a tree

[Eve @tinglespoon]

call me a zoophile the way im dating the goat

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

GOOD NEWS PATRIOTS! WITH WASHINGTON SHUT DOWN, I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM NOW THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD. MY PLATFORM IS VERY SIMPLE: HEALTH CARE FOR ALL AMERICANS (NO MEASLES!), FREE SCHOOL MEALS (WOW PUDDING FOR EVERYONE), FREE CHILDCARE (THE MOMS LOVE ME! MORE BABIES!!) GOOD-PAYING JOBS, AND NO MORE EVIL TARIFFS!!! EGGS WILL BE FREE. HAIR GEL SUBSIDIES WILL BE AVAILABLE (BUT ONLY FOR HANDSOME DEMOCRATS) AND WE WILL ALSO LEGALIZE CANNABIS! CRIME WILL STAY LOW AND EVERYONE WILL BE HIGH ON PATRIOTISM. AND NO MORE TICKETMASTER FEES (FOR THE SWIFTIES, FEES STAY FOR KID ROCK!) THEY WILL CHANT USA! USA! BECAUSE WE WILL BE BACK AND “HOTTER” THAN EVER BEFORE. THANK YOU! — GCN

[cloud @chewmfie]

@Liv_Agar where are your glasses from?

[cloud @chewmfie]

sanchovies

[𝗞lark @KnightClawk]

…obsessed w this ssense model

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

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[weather @dsxf234161]

fuck it more thunderstorms

[♡ @softheavens]

how lucky am i to have met you in this big world

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

Coke zero is an indica and diet coke is a sativa

[Gordo MONK: Champion of Peace ☮️ and Calm😶‍🌫️ @fordoglunk]

Absolutely gorgeous mid-20s summer Friday. I probably have 30 of these left, ever. Im gonna play video games in my apartment

[chase @funnysmartguy12]

you might be living with her and having sex with her but that’s my girl bro lmao

[Kono Enzo Da @Konoenzodaa]

38 cm de Capri-Sun ? Non... Arrête Capri-san... Je pourrais pas supporter 38- Ah~ Capri-san yamero... Pas devant les oomfs.. N-non... Oh mon dieu je suis désolé- Capri-san j'y suis presque...! Capri-san~ !! Capri-san ughhh~~

[Chris @citehchris]

one month into dating: what’s up big dawg

one year into dating: hi my beautiful big dawg

one day after married: good morning my forever big dawg

[Box2 @BoxTwice_]

WW3 about to start and I'm sitting in my room gooning to zenless zone zero

[cloud @chewmfie]

@realfishwoman sounds like you got a plan twin, i wish you luck, i loved chicago when i visited