Matt Duffy♿️

if you’re not living life on the edge you’re taking up too much room

[Matt Duffy♿️ @chewy_17]

@OralB
Please stop spamming my email with your offers. I’ll tweet every time you do 🤬🤬

[Matt Duffy♿️ @chewy_17]

@TicketmasterCS Sorting a ticket for my carer

[Matt Duffy♿️ @chewy_17]

@TicketmasterCS can somebody please help with my booking, ref Order #
25-19899/UK5. I’m sick of being passed from pillow to post and the event is this Friday. Please help me sort this TODAY

[Matt Duffy♿️ @chewy_17]

@TicketmasterCS I was told that Tuesday however I’ve still heard nothing

[Matt Duffy♿️ @chewy_17]

@TicketmasterCS any chance of some actual customer service please

[Matt Duffy♿️ @chewy_17]

@TicketmasterCS

[Matt Duffy♿️ @chewy_17]

@TicketmasterCS can you please answer my query with a straight answer!!!!! I’m requesting a ticket for my carer for @peterkay_co_uk. I’ve emailed a number of times. @AOArena have emailed me the below

[Matt Duffy♿️ @chewy_17]

@Ticketmaster can you please answer my query with a straight answer!!!!! I’m requesting a ticket for my carer for @peterkay_co_uk. I’ve emailed a number of times. @AOArena have emailed me the below

[Matt Duffy♿️ @chewy_17]

@SkySports Boudewijn Zenden #gmsf

[Matt Duffy♿️ @chewy_17]

@Coops3010 @Broady1982 Not enough experience potter. Rodgers I like. Ten Hag I’d take. ZZ maybe

[Matt Duffy♿️ @chewy_17]

@Broady1982 @Coops3010 Out of his depth. Definitely not conte

[DAVID JONES @DavidJonesSky]

We need another man of the match award for this guy … a real life super hero 👏👏👏

[Ken Barlow @I_am_KenBarlow]

Tonight's Late Night Quiz
You've got to guess which of these people called the other a Not Brave Quitter Who Can't Handle The Pressure....

[Castro1021 @Castro1021]

Ronaldo to United.
Messi to PSG.
Mbappe to Real Madrid.
Mendy to Prison.
Grealish to Man City.
Lukaku to Chelsea.

THE ALIENS.

[Joshua 🤠 @iitsJxsh]

Man city binned Aguero, to get Kane because Messi wasn't available. Messi became available and went to PSG because Man City wanted Kane. Kane decided to stay so Man City went for Ronaldo who used City to get a move to Man United.

In short, Pep is bald.

[Matt Duffy♿️ @chewy_17]

@O2 telephone customer service is ridiculous. It’s impossible to speak to a human

[Musa Okwonga @Okwonga]

Incredible. N'Golo Kanté made a clean sweep of all major club and country honours in just six seasons.

[Matt Duffy♿️ @chewy_17]

Tammy Abraham the FKW 😂😂 Doing a John Terry