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Cristiano Ronaldo’s career summary:

Left man united for a glory hunt at Real Madrid, went to juventus to play the one man army gimmick which failed and immediately ran away and returned to man united which he ended up destabilizing the club before he was shameful shown the door and decided to unwillingly join the camel league as an escape option.

Since then he’s been more like the sporting director in Saudi, always pushing the club to get him big players signing to carry him on the pitch and pressuring the federation to rig the competitions for his selfish interest.

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

Cristiano Ronaldo is really enjoying his time in Saudi 🕺😂

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Di Maria played for Barcelona

[Kingspride™️ @BARCAKingspride]

@TouchlineX @CartaDhope @ESPNArgentina There is no Argetine player that has succeeded with Real Madrid. Huguain failed

[Freeman @BigFrman]

That is Real Madrid history for you. It started from Di Stefano, they also fought Barca for Maradona.

They did everything so Barca couldn't sign Johan Cryuff.

They signed Kross after he offered himself to Barca.

They wanted to hijack Neymar so bad.

They tried everything to sign Messi. Perez offered him Blank check.

They invited Lamine father to Bernabeu VIP Box so they could Yamal.

They hijacked Vinicius, Rodrygo from Barcelona.

Barce were the first to show interet in Endrick, Rudiger.

They have been interested in every player barca wanted this summer.

Schlotterbeck
Bastoni
Dumfries
Bernardo Silva
Gvardiol
Alvarez

They have Barca Obsession disease. But guess who media portray as the Obsessed one.

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@Omoatobijuu

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Day 7 of catching a Real Madrid fan obsessing over players from successful clubs.

They say you never come back from an adventure the same person.

Perez can go on a pilgrimage to PSG for Vitinha or João Neves if he likes.

He'll return exactly the same as he left 😂

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Day 6 of catching a Real Madrid fan obsessing over players from successful clubs.

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Not every content online are meant to be consumed.

Some are simply just weapons fashioned against your IQ.

[RAW FOOTBALL HD @RAWFOOTBALLHD]

SAKA VS YAMAL 1V1 FACE OFF WHO WINS?

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@KUmarfaru5857 @Gibson__001 Hurt keh??

Forget about them coming online to bash Barca over Alvarez interest, I bet atletico would rather sell him to Barca for $50m than Real Madrid for $200m

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@Uodinas You can literally erase the “trophy less” tag from your club by winning either of the two tho btw

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@ReshadRahman @Glongari Ever since Barcelona sealed that Gordon deal Real Madrid have been all out seeking attention

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@theMadridZone @SkySportDE I love how this Madriid zone and universal keeps massaging Real Madrid fans delusion 😂

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@Omoatobijuu If e pain una make una develop you own yamal instead of obsessing over other clubs players.

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@Messi_warriors9 No way he’s joining that mid club bro

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Real Madrid fans will rot in delusion 😂

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 Herbert Hainer (Bayern Munich chairman): "Michael Olise is NOT FOR SALE.

If Florentino Perez wants to send a bid for him, HE CAN SAVE HIMSELF THE TROUBLE." @mz_de @BILD

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Literally, most fans act like football is just collecting the highest-rated players and throwing them onto the pitch.

Mate, every system needs its own unique player profiles, and I 100% believe Anthony Gordon is a perfect profile for flick’s system.

[Korede kimmich 🍫🪖🪖 @spartankimmich]

Brr Gordon 1 v 1 is ahh
We’re in big trouble
All that for 80 million quids 😭😭😭

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@FabrizioRomano @LalaOlaoluwami We will win it soon and Real Madrid tears will be served chilled

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Day 6 of catching a Real Madrid fan obsessing over players from successful clubs.

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Day 5 of catching a Real Madrid fan obsessing over players from successful clubs.

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@jmRMCF Keep crying.

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Nope.

[JM @jmRMCF]

Genuine question: Can Pedri dribble?

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@ScotchRMCF Thank Goodness you know

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All this but they will never tell you:

- Juventus signed Ronaldo from Real Madrid

- Arsenal signed Ozil from Real Madrid

- Man united signed Di Maria from Real Madrid

- Barcelona pulled Samuel Eto from Real Madrid

The most delusional fanbase ever.

[JM @jmRMCF]

Real Madrid signed📝:
- Luis Figo from Barcelona
- Zidane from Juventus
- Kaka from AC Milan
- Van Nistelrooy, Beckham and Ronaldo from Man United
- Owen and Xabi Alonso from Liverpool
- Toni Kroos from Bayern Munich
- Eden Hazard from Chelsea
- Mbappe from PSG for free

But somehow, “Real Madrid can’t sign a Micheal Olise from Bayern Munich”

Keep deceiving yourself 😂