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[chexperit @chexperit]

@Mariagonzalezga @montijo_pepe Vi cuando lo estaban quitando. Alguna de las partes verdes las vi rotas 😢

[Hen Mazzig @HenMazzig]

BREAKING: Hezbollah has killed a United Nations soldier in Lebanon by launching two rockets at them.

The world should be outraged. Instead, we will hear either attempts to blame Israel, or total silence.

[𝖢𝗈𝗋𝖻𝗂𝗇; @wiicckedg]

No usen IA para escribir, usen sus brotes psicóticos como los verdaderos poetas.

[Hen Mazzig @HenMazzig]

Palestine Action, a group who were recently banned in the UK, has published an online “Target Map”.

The map includes addresses of both businesses and private residences, along with sensitive information, alleging ties to Israeli firms.

This is not only a reckless tool, but one that aids and enables dangerous acts on Jews everywhere.

[chexperit @chexperit]

He comprado medio millón de pimientos. Pimientos mil en total

[Kristel 💙🧡 @kristelxo]

Being 43 is wild. People your age are living completely different lives.

Some are grandparents. Some are raising toddlers. Some are newly divorced. Some are newly engaged. Some haven’t slept in three years. Some are in St. Tropez posting Aperol spritzes from a yacht.

Some look 25.
Some look like they personally remember the invention of Tupperware.

Nobody got the same assignment.

[chexperit @chexperit]

@Prosnorkuluss @EstrateMilitar A esto venía

[chexperit @chexperit]

@Maathu Es Terpsícore

[Chess.com en Español @chesscom_es]

¡𝐅𝐀𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐎 𝐎𝐑𝐎 𝐞𝐬 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐎! 💥

El astro Argentino hace historia, convirtiéndose en el 2º Gran Maestro más joven de la historia. ✨

Con 6/8 en Cerdeña, Oro asegura la norma a falta de una ronda al enfrentarse ahora al subcampeón mundial Nepo.

[Daniel Berk @danielcberk]

Spotify needs to release a “kids” setting so I can play all the songs my kids listen to without it affecting my own Discovery algorithm.

Insane that I can’t do this already.

My Discover Weekly is just nursery songs and Moana.

@Spotify please fix this.

[chexperit @chexperit]

@Cabronazi

[chexperit @chexperit]

@chesscom Follow me back

[chexperit @chexperit]

Cosas que no debí haber dicho el día de mi boda:

"¿Era hoy?"

[Todd Jones 🦊 @toddrjones]

Here are some ways in which the world has gotten better.

[David J Phillips @davj]

"Make no mistakes DO NOT HALLUCINATE. YOU ARE AN EXPERT SOFTWARE ENGINEER"

[chexperit @chexperit]

@vox_es Están todos los lugares de culto cerrados, necios

[Kultura Jaya @kulturajaya]

Aquí tienes un tweet corto y con gancho:

Crecí en un pueblo donde el mundo no llegaba… hasta que apareció Fran Fine.

La niñera no solo me hizo reír: me enseñó, sin darme cuenta, qué era el judaísmo.

https://t.co/nVPFmfFS4m

[chexperit @chexperit]

@cortinatrasera @Fansdepantallas Flipao

[Henrik Kniberg @henrikkniberg]

https://t.co/mPp5omv39B

[Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63]

"The region’s only democracy, with more than two million Arab citizens, is transformed in the Western press into a global-scale evil. Meanwhile, Iran—a state that has threatened “death to Israel” and “death to America” for decades [and sponsored terrorist groups and attacks all over the world - GK] and is developing a nuclear program—suddenly appears in headlines as a “victim” and a “country defending its sovereignty."