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we have so much in common!

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i’m eating pop tarts in places you’ve never been, listening to songs you’ve never heard of, smoking on shit you’ve only dreamed of

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just learned the french word for micropenis is petite sexe

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i like when me and antonio parallel play in the living room

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when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object

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@osoleve well, yes.

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my vibrator be rolling to me like the chef boyardee can

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bro someone i thought was kinda cute just posted on their story of them indoor rockclimbing. lost attraction like clockwork

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it sucks and i don’t know why but i lose immediate attraction to people when i find out they’re an indoor rock climbing enthusiast

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not a bulimia joke just addicted to nuts

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relapsing on cashews

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i realized only when i was 19 that maybe i didn’t have a great home life because all of my friends parents had made a spare key for me starting from the age of 11 and that maybe that wasn’t normal

[🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle]

I’ve had guys trying to date me accuse me of having autism before but it’s not like I’m even unempathetic I’m just impatient with wallowing- oh you feel sad and lonely and you don’t know why or what the point is? Welcome to the human experience whiner, what do you want me to say?

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that being said IIIIII want to try indoor rock climbing but it would be cool and sexy when i do it

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it sucks and i don’t know why but i lose immediate attraction to people when i find out they’re an indoor rock climbing enthusiast

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now that the entire apartment building moved out across the street i can be the naked neighbor in peace, like it wasn’t stopping me before but it feels a lot better now

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you know when you see someone and you just know they do not play about drinking milk?

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when i genuinely reach a flow state lowballing people on depp and i get hit with the “are you enjoying depop, rate it 5 stars” BE GONE YOU EVIL NYMPH TEMPTING ME AWAY FROM MY CRAFT

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there’s been a horrible thing happening to me where suddenly i see a man that’s too tall and i feel sick but i see a 5’6-5’9 man walk by and im STARVING

["blue" jeane tyranny @byronicshawty]

drunk as fuck trying to reconnect my library card to my kanopy account

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nobody says hip hip hooray anymore

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@jetsetradioooo tell jaeden to cut it out

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well why don’t i just go fuck myself too huh

[✨ @abolishcxps]

they were making fun of my husband at dinner and asking him why his wallet was so fat,,,, and he pulled out like 6 pictures of me lol