Cheyenna

George Mason Alum | Colorado

[Billy Binion @billybinion]

I hate DC Halloween what do you mean you’re a duck lobbying for foie gras 😭

[S I M P H I W E Y I N K O S I @oohsimmy]

How do you say “did I stutter?” in corporate language

[awrealya, m.a. @BlkMissFrizzle]

what the actual hell is going on

[The Antihero @YourBoy_KG]

Are the developers at Outlook happy with their search function?

[Chłoddy @OfSymbols]

So you agree it’s their land?

[Injang @Injang_Nation]

Peace of shit

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa]

Yeah they gotta do it themselves now since trump fired like 90% of the national park service

[Luke Thomas🏋️‍♀️ @lthomasnews]

Yeah, we’ve noticed.

[vox lex @gretagerwigflew]

high key want them to do an orlando season with batshit disney adults starring melissa mccarthy

[☔ @Whotfismick]

So tomorrow is Monday again? I can't keep living like this

[Dr Bubbles. @neochanel_]

🧎🏽‍♀️

[Jenni @hashjenni]

"haven't seen you in a while, what u been up to?"

me:

[julee @juleecel]

the stare i give people when they give me verbal instructions instead of visual

[mau @rllydu]

wait… if you’re circling back and i’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation??

[OBVIOUS SHIRTS® @obvious_shirts]

DAAAAAAAAAA POPE! #DaPope

[tido bling @tiido_bling]

I need to sit by the ocean and disassociate for like three days

[Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

Think they'll get rid of the IRS before April or should I file