cheyenne johnson

[cheyenne johnson @cheyenneblaze]

guilting my husband into getting me pizza for dinner because it’s national breastfeeding week and his nipples are useless

[cheyenne johnson @cheyenneblaze]

what in the actual fuck

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Elon Musk’s father, Errol Musk, announces he has welcomed a second child with his stepdaughter - who he raised since she was 4 years old.

“The only thing we are on Earth for is to reproduce.”

[cheyenne johnson @cheyenneblaze]

honestly if you’re still setting off fireworks you’re the biggest fucking asshole

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

It’s not SSRIs. Iceland: biggest user of antidepressants; low rates of gun violence.

It’s not video games. Japan: among the largest markets for video games; low rates of gun violence.

It’s not weed. Israel: biggest user of cannabis; low rates of gun violence.

It’s the guns.

[cheyenne johnson @cheyenneblaze]

wow becoming a mom has officially made me HATE fireworks with a burning fucking passion

[cheyenne johnson @cheyenneblaze]

or put their baby in a “ladies man” or “sorry boys daddy says no dating” onsie 🤢

[t 🍯🍓 @tinaaabean_]

christians will see a toddler in a pride shirt and be like “omg they’re indoctrinating their children that’s sick and wrong” then send their 4 year old to Sunday school to learn about how one wrong move will earn them an eternity of fire torture and suffering

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

this is insane

[Acyn @Acyn]

192 Republicans vote against $28 million for baby formula shortage

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Republicans love kids so much they voted against baby formula.

They voted against baby formula.

[Nick Estes @nickwestes]

At this point, Congress is just an arms dealer. No education. No access to healthcare. No housing. No clean drinking water. But we’ll finance your war.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Elon Musk told the United Nations he would give them $6 billion to end world hunger if they showed him a detailed plan of how they would use the money. They called his bluff and gave him their plan— and then they never got the money. Now he’s buying Twitter for $45 billion.

[T. Ryan Gregory 🇨🇦 @TRyanGregory]

Do you know how bad you have to be at science to think that a mask does not block a virus but does block oxygen and carbon dioxide?

[cheyenne johnson @cheyenneblaze]

i swear to god if i get one more ad on my facebook/instagram about a fucking amber teething necklace

[cheyenne johnson @cheyenneblaze]

@c14waters it’s only the start of people being angry over your choices as a parent 😂 if richard and i ever have another baby i wouldn’t want to know until birth!

[carol leonard @laughingcat2016]

Hey everyone, don't forget to recycle!

[X @lawtinaxiii]

Kanye is just showing the world how scary it can be for a woman in Kim’s situation. Now imagine someone not having security, financial independence, or a way out.

[cheyenne johnson @cheyenneblaze]

also don’t touch my baby or anyones baby without permission. but mostly, don’t touch my fucking baby.

[cheyenne johnson @cheyenneblaze]

to the random lady in home depot who got within a foot of me and tried to grab for my daughter & then got OFFENDED when i told her to back up and not get close to my infant in the midst of a pandemic/flu/rsv season: 🖕🏼